100+ Zombie Jokes for Kids
Are you looking for a Fun Book to keep the Kids Entertained? Well, this Book is Excellent for Early and Beginning Readers! For Laughing has been proven to have Positive Mental and Physical Effects on the Body! And hey… ZOMBIES! Clean Jokes like: Q: What did the zombie say before the fight? A: Do you want a piece of me!? Funny and Hilarious for all Ages, Teens, and Adults. You’ll Laugh your Leg off!
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Beating Heart Zombie Morphsuit
Scary, Creepy, Bloody… I LOVE IT! It’s a Frightening Morphsuit that features a Hideous Gray Zombie, Muscles, Bones, a Beating HEART… Yep, that’s right. This Morphsuit has a Heartbeat. Literally. Slide your Smartphone behind the Suit, and let the…
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Zombie Bite Party Sleeves
I Love These! They are Party Sleeves that you Slip over your Arms and it looks just like you’ve been in a Zombie Horde! Bites, Blood, Scratches… Very Cool, Very Gory, Very Awesome! Made out of High Quality Material…
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Zombie Candy Buttermints
“Munch Munch” You know what you need after a Mouthful of Brains? MINTS! Many Mints! Thankfully, you can buy a Whole Box of them with this Fun Party Pack. It’s Zombie Buttermint Candies that are Crunchy Good… With Biohazard…
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Zombie Rubber Ducks
HA! These Crazy Eyed Rubber Duckies are Great! Featuring a set of 4 Ducks, all Different ZOMBIE Designs, they are made out of Rubber and Kids and Adults will LOVE them! In fact, I know a 36 Year Old…
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Walking Dead Cushion Cover
When you have to Shoot a Zombie in the Head, lay them down on this Beautiful Walking Dead Pillow (Actually just a Cushion Cover, you Stuff it with whatever you want; Guts, Brains, Blood…) A Great Comic Book Style…
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Zombie Slayer Dog Bandana
LOL! My Yorkie needs this… It’s a Dog Bandana that Reads “ZOMBIE SLAYER”… It’s so True! Bella would Bite their Ankles and Yap Yap Yap until their Brains fell out. HA! And this Funny Bandana is Black, with Bold…
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Zombies of Mass Destruction Blu-ray
LMAO! Zombie Comedy anyone? There’s nothing that I love better than a Fun Zombie Movie, and this “Zombies of Mass Destruction” on Blue-Ray. Delivers! When a Blind Resident of Port Gamble, Discovers a Rotting Zombie washed up in the…
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Blood Shot Eyeball Pendant
“What do you call a Fish with no Eye?” “A Fsh!” “What did the Right Eye say to the Left Eye?” “Just between you and me, something Smells!” OMG, the Puns make my Eyes Roll… So Feast Your Eyes…
