Cleaver Zombie
This is a Real Butcher Knife. Repeat… THIS IS NOT A TOY! It’s a Real Cleaver, for Cutting Veggies, Chicken, Fingers, Toes, and ZOMBIES! Slice and Dice anything you want with this Very Cool Zombie Tool. Green Blade, Bloody Metal, with Zombie Faces and Foes… It’s a Cleaver IDEAL for the Zombie Lover, Walking Dead Fan, or any Fanatic who just likes to Mangle Heads or Hearts. It’s the only way to CUT!
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Walking Dead Table Lamp
LMAO! If this doesn’t remind you of the Leg Lamp in A Christmas Story, I don’t know what will. It’s the Zombie Hand Lamp from The Walking Dead. With a Gory, Bloody Hand Rising up from the Table, this…
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Zombie Kidz Board Game
Scream, Jump, Run, the Zombies are coming. And when it comes to this Fun Board Game, the Zombies are coming FAST! A Cooperative Game for Ages 7+, 2-4 Players, 15 Minute Games… Zombies are Moving into the Cemetery close…
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Custom Walking Dead Portraits
AWESOME GIFT for any Walking Dead FAN-FAMILY! :) It’s a Custom Portrait, of The Walking Dead Cast, Daryl, Rick, Carl, Penny… Or any other Zombie Slaying Members… That you add YOUR Faces to! YOUR faces go on their bodies!…
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3 Zombie Pathway Markers
Nice, real nice… Zombies showing you the path. YIKES! Fun Loving Undead Heads that are Perfect for your Landscape or Driveway. Light up the way with these 3 Zombies that are Scary, Frightening, but Motion Activated as well. When…
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Zombie Apocalypse Ornament Set
Your whole Christmas Tree will be Crawling with Zombies with this Spectacular and Dark Zombie Apocalypse Ornament Set. Featuring 14 Zombie Themed Mini Ornaments, made out of Shatterproof Plastic PVC, that Dangle down from Gold String for easy Hanging….
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Where’s the Zombie?
Oh those Dumb Zombies, always getting lost in a crowd. And just like “Where’s Waldo?”, this “Where’s the Zombie?” will have you Searching for Hours. Readers will be Amused, Entertained, and Terrified as they hunt for the Family of…
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Zombie Santa Head in a Jar
“I Saw Mommy Decapitating Santa Claus” LMAO! Well… it’s Saint Nick like you’ve never seen him before… Decapitated! A Lovely Santa Christmas Prop that you can set out on the Counter, Under the Tree, or stick it in the…
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Zombie Turkey Outbreak
Thanksgiving is coming (aka Turkey Murder Day), so get your Weapons ready… Driven Mad after Losing his Farm, a local Turkey Farmer, J. Snydles, Plots his Revenge on an Unsuspecting Town. Using Steroids, Toxic Waste, and a Small amount…
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