Dead Inside Doormat
Step inside, walk this way, we’re all Zombies, hey hey! HA! This is the Halloween Door mat that your Home needs… A Mat ZOMBIE STYLE! Made out of Hand Woven Coir (Coconut Fibers), this mat is Painted with Weather Resistant Paint, reading “DEAD INSIDE”. The Lettering is Scarlet Red and the Zombie Arms Creeping up from the Bottom are Black. Great Greeting… BRAINS are the Main Dish! Welcome!
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Zombie-Gut Chili Dinner
What can be as Creepy and Gruesome as it is Tasty? Your Dinner! Deadly. Gross. And FUN! Learn how to Create a Variety of Dinner Entrees that are both Repulsive and Good to Eat. Cook up some Maggot Burgers,…
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Zombie Santa Christmas Stocking
Stick your Arm in this Christmas Stocking, and you just might not get it back. For it’s a Zombie Santa Stocking that’s right up your Undead Alley. Featuring a Gnarly, Colorful, Bloody, Evil Dead Santa Claus that’s Creepy as…
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Zombie Paper Straw Decor
Suck on this Zombies… It’s Party Straw Decor. Zombie Decor that will Turn any Drink into the Zombie Virus… Muah ha ha ha! Fun Straw Decor that you Slip over Straws at your Next Zombie Party. With 24 Different…
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Give Me The Brain Card Game
Give Me the Brain Card Game is Fun and Hilarious Game where you try to Empty your Hand. With Two Kinds of Cards: Bid Cards and Job Cards, you Roll the Die, take the Bid, and Play out your…
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Zombie Apocalypse Earrings
LMAO! These Industrial Zombie Apocalypse Steampunk Earrings are Awesome, Dark, Goth, Rustic, Wicked, and SHARP! Literally! They come to a Point at the End of the 1.5″ Earrings! They are Perfect for the Zombie Apocalypse! HA! “Take that you…
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Zombies Ate Christmas Coloring Book
Oh the Weather outside is Frightful… Because Zombies are Delightful… And with this Absolutely Insane Coloring Book, they can be Color, Undead, and Bloody too! For it’s Christmas Zombies, a Coloring Book for the Walking Dead Fans. Break out…
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Zombie Cheek Decay Makeup
Oh WOW, you’re so CHEEKY! And with this Creepy, Undead Makeup, everyone can be Grinning, Drooling, and Screaming, even with their Mouth’s Closed. For it’s Zombie Decay Cheek Makeup, featuring Gory Teeth, Bloody Gums, jutting out of the Side…
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Don’t Open, Dead Inside Bathrobe
What a PERFECT Christmas Gift for the Walking Dead Fans… It’s a Walking Dead “Don’t Open, Dead Inside” Womens Fleece Bathrobe (P.S. Get the MENS HERE!) that is so Cool and Bad Ass, you’ll wear it all the time….
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