Dead Turkey Hunter Targets
You’ll feel like Elmer Fudd this Thanksgiving when you go Turkey Hunting… Or in this case… ZOMBIE TURKEYS! HA! For it’s Hunter Targets that look just like Walking Dead Turkeys. Green Slime, Milky Eyes, it’s the Perfect thing to shoot for. Made to Aid in Game Hunting, you get Twelve 11 x 11″ Targets, Featuring a Life-Size Turkey Head and Neck. Kill the Undead with this Zombie Mania! GOBBLE RAWRRRR!
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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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Zombie Unicorn Sculpture
Nice… Talk about a Beauty… This Unicorn Sculpture is Colorful indeed. A Unicorn Zombie that’s Gnarly Green, with a Blue Mane, and Covered in Blood! Egads! An Undead Unicorn, Affectionately called Zombiecorn, created into a 5″ Sculpture made of…
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Zombie Back Scratcher
LMAO! You Scratch my Back, I’ll EAT yours! HA! What a Great Gift for the Zombie Fan… That way you can Itch the Infection so it Spreads Faster! YES! Made of Composite Resin, Hand Painted so it looks Rotten…
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Zombie Arm Potted Plant
LOVE LOVE LOVE this Zombie Arm Plant! It’s too COOL! It’s an Eroded Potted Plant that’s Growing a Bony, Bloody Zombie Hand. It’s Popping up outta the Soil and Reaching for the SKY! Beautiful! Made of Polyresin, this Decomposing…
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Extreme Zombies 8 Movie Collection
This 8 Film, 2 Disk Series is loaded with Original Director Cuts and are Presented in their Original Form the way they were Intended to be Viewed… Raw and Over-The-Top! Extreme Zombies 8 Movie Collection Set Includes these Films:…
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A Zombie’s Guide To The Holidays
As one Amazon Review said: “If you a Zombie Enthusiast, then this Book is one for your Collection. The Content Inside is Super Clever and Funny. The Book is Tiny. It could Fit in your Pocket or Purse. Small…
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#Sharkweek Zombie Shark Building Block Set
It’s #Sharkweek 2018, and the Discovery Channel has 22 NEW Shark Shows that will make your Teeth Hurt! Whether you’re a Great White Fan, Love Tiger Sharks, or Dream about the Elusive Megalodon, it’s Sharks, and everyone Adores them……
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Zombie Eating Cupcake Skateboard Deck
Talk about Personality… Mixing Comedy with “Meme-Like” Horror… I Love it! It’s a Skateboard Deck Featuring a Wonderful Cartoon Zombie (That Hair!), Green and Ghastly, Chewing on a Pink Frosted Cupcake (With a Cherry on Top)… And the Colorful…
