Dong of the Dead

Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”

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  • Wooden Zombie Ouija Board

    CREEPY! YIKES! This Spirit Board is unlike any Board you’ve ever seen before… For this Ouija Board summons ZOMBIES! YES? A different take on the Classic Ouija Board, Handmade out of Wood, this Board features Zombies, Letters, Numbers, and…

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  • Walking Dead Lounge Pants

    You’ll Walk like the Dead in these Cool Lounge Pants. Featuring Zombies from the Walking Dead and Big, Bold White Logo Letters Reading “The Walking Dead” down the side, these Men’s Adult Lounge Pajama Pants are Comfortable, Classy, and…

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  • Zombie Apocalypse Buddy Ring Set

    If you’re going into the Zombie Apocalypse, you better bring a Friend along. For it’s going to be Dire. So Tag your Pal (Male or Female) with a Friendship Ring that’s Engraved “Zombie Apocalypse Buddy”. It’s Ideal for Zombie…

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  • Zombie Bug Repellent Candle

    You’re gonna Need this Emergency Candle! Soon! It’s a Zombie AND Bug Repellent Candle that keeps away Pests and the Undead (like your Aunt Gertrude with the Hairy Mole)! With a Fresh Lemony Scent, it’s great for the Patio,…

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  • Vermont Zombie Teddy Bear

    This Valentine’s, give her your Brains, and your Heart! For it’s a Zombie Teddy Bear, that’s Bloody Good Fun. A Vermont Bear, Gray with Stitchings, Carrying a Handful of Brains “Romantic Dinner for Two”, Gift Wrapped, of course. 15…

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  • Crazy Inflatable Zombies

    Having a Zombie Party? Your Little Ones like The Walking Dead? Well, these Party Favors are just the Ticket to Undead Laughs and Non-Scary Times. For they’re Lovable, Inflatable Zombies that are Crazy Cool and Ideal as Decor, Favors,…

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  • Bungee Guts Walker Figure

    This is the “The Walking Dead” Bungee Guts Walker Zombie Figure… Making a Supply Run, a group of Survivors enter a Store, as Dozens of Walkers and a Downed Helicopter on the Roof gives way and Zombies start Raining…

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  • Zombie Snot Shots

    Lol, YUM! Nothing’s better to Munch on at Christmas than Zombie Snot Shots. Fun Zombie Nostrils Dripping Undead GOO… What’s not to Love? Talk about a Science Experiment gone Wrong. Or Right… For it’s Doctor Dreadful’s Latest Gross Treats……

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