Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”
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Wretched Animated Zombie Prop
This is me in the morning, trying to drink coffee in the car… SPLASH! A Crispy, Creepy Zombie Prop, that’s Frightening and ANIMATED! A Gory Foam-Filled Latex Prop of a Tortured Zombie Figure that Shakes with Fear and Suffering!…
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It Rose From the Gravy Zombie T-Shirt
#HappyThanksgiving2018 And you can Celebrate Turkey Day with this Beautiful T-Shirt… Gobble Gobble! It’s a Fun Zombie Turkey T-Shirt Featuring an Undead Turkey that Reads: It Rose From The Gravy! HA! Such a Fun and Unique Twist to Thanksgiving….
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Mens Zombie Print Tank Top
If you see me running down the street wearing this… RUN! Because the Horde is coming! HA! Such a Cool Graphic Bloody Eye-Popping Zombie Shirt! Gnarly! A Men’s Tank Top, made out of Cotton and Polyester… A Sport Jersey-like…
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Zombie Selfie Tank Top
Tired? Dead to the World? Feeling like a Zombie? Well you Better take a Selfie and Post it, because that’s what Dead Things do. Right? Especially when you have an Official “Zombie Selfie” Tank Top. A Fun White Tee…
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Zombie Attack Fleece Scarf
Talk about FUN! It’s a Scarf that looks like you just went through a Zombie Horde! With Exposed Brains and Fluorescent Green Claw Marks this Scarf is Made out of Fleece and Fits Perfectly over your Head and Drapes…
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A Bloody Zombie Smash
It was a Mash, a Bloody Zombie Smash! And this Ground Zero stand alone Book, is appropriately called: Ground Zero: A Bloody Zombie Smash! All Aboard a Freighter, a Terrorist prepares to Unleash an Unimaginable Horror, the Undead Plague….
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Daryl Dixon Mini Action Figure Bust
Daryl, from The Walking Dead, is Such a Bad Ass! And so is this Mini-Bust Action Figure of him, too. A Beautiful Statue that Stands 6 3/4 inches Tall, Digitally Sculpted and Cold Cast using the Highest Quality Synthetic…
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Zombie Rubber Ducks
HA! These Crazy Eyed Rubber Duckies are Great! Featuring a set of 4 Ducks, all Different ZOMBIE Designs, they are made out of Rubber and Kids and Adults will LOVE them! In fact, I know a 36 Year Old…
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