Dong of the Dead

Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”

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  • Scary Peeper Window Prop

    Okay… I’ve seen Window Decals, Crazy Horrific Images that you Stick on Windows to Freak People out… But nothing like this! It’s a 3D Window Peeper that will make anyone Jump and SCREAM! A Life-Size Head, approx 12″w x…

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  • Green Zombie Bike Gloves

    Toxic Green Virus Zombie Hands… Gotta have em. And with these Very Cool Zombie Gloves, you can Dig out those Bloody Brains without getting your Fingers Wet. Sweet! Great Gloves Perfect for all Sorts of Activities: Gardening, Bike Riding,…

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  • Zombie Goldfish Book

    LMAO! It’s the “My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish” Book Series that’s just too Funny! Tom’s Big Brother decides to become an Evil Scientist, and his First Experiment involves Dunking Frankie the Goldfish into Toxic Green Gunk! HA! One Zap…

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  • Walking Dead Crossbow Mug

    LOVE THIS… I am a HUGE Daryl Dixon Fan, and seeing him with his Crossbow is AWESOME! And this Mug is just as COOL! Being Matte Black, Distressed Camo Chrome with Red Blood Splatters from the Walking Dead Zombies,…

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  • Melting Zombie Putty

    Use your Imagination to Shape and Mold this Purple Zombie Character (you can get the Green Zombie Here). Be Creative and Bring it to Life with the included Eyes, Arms, Ears, Mouth, Feet, and Innards! Then Watch as it…

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  • Zombie Wedding Wall Sculpture

    SWEET GIFT! It’s the Ideal Decoration for any Zombie Loving Couple getting Married. A Zombie Prop that’s really “TIL DEATH DO US PART!” WOW! Fun 3D Wedding Image, of a Zombie Groom and Undead Bride. All Dressed up Fancy…

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  • Walking Dead Black Bi-Fold Wallet

    Sweet… It’s The Walking Dead Wallet that any True Zombie Fan would LOVE! Just think of all the Conversations this Bi-Fold will Start when you Whip it out to Pay for your Zombie Mask, Hands and Fake Blood… Official…

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  • Zombie Hands Cupcake Toppers

    Having a Zombie Themed Party? Then you need this Set of 12 Undead Zombie Apocalypse Cupcake Toppers for your Awesome Horror Treats. Black Silhouette Acrylic Zombie Hands Reaching up from the Cupcakes will Delight all Hungry Monsters… Measuring approx…

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