Dong of the Dead

Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs, AND THAT HEAD… HA! Mutilated Organs of the Male Body, this is one item that will Reap some Ballsy Comments. Imagine it on your Dresser… I’m sure you are! LMAO! “It’s Coming to get you, Barbra!”

via Etsy

  • Severed Zombie Hand

    Give your Bae a hand this year when it comes to Halloween Cookies and Zombie Parties, because this Zombie Hand is Creepy Cool! Created to look like a Severed Zombie Hand, it’s Bony, Bloody, and GROSSLY GRAY… Just like…

    via Amazon

  • Zombies 6 Static Guitar Picks

    If the Zombies are coming… I’m gonna Pluck their Eyes out with my Guitar Picks… Cause I can Play one Mighty Bad Ass Brain Stomping Song… And with these 6 Guitar Picks, it just makes it all Funner… For…

    via Amazon

  • Walking Dead-Makeup Kit

    Want to look like a Walker from The Walking Dead? Now you can with this Officially-Licensed Walker Makeup Kit. This Kit is the Simplest way to give yourself the Color Tone Hues of the Walking Dead. Each Color is…

    via Amazon

  • Bloody Brain Zombie Pirate Cap

    Well this is the Quickest Zombie Costume you can get… It’s a Pirate Cap that slips over your Noggin, and it looks just like Bloody Zombie Brains! Nice! Made out of 100% Cotton, this Cap is one size fits…

    via Amazon

  • Silly Zombie Socks

    OKAY, I literally laughed out loud when I saw these Socks (And so will everyone else). They really are quite SILLY. Fun, Green Zombie Socks that make your Feet look like Undead Rotting Appendages. Green Skin, Yellow Toes, and…

    via Amazon

  • Zombie Crossing Sign

    Having a Zombie Bash? A little Bloody Throw-down with the Walkers? Well, stick this Cutout Sign on the Wall and let everyone know that this is a Zombie Crossing X-ing. Featuring a Yellow Background with Black Zombie Silhouettes, this…

    via Amazon

  • Zombie Hand Napkin Holder

    Um, you got a little Brain on your Chin… Might want to Wipe that off… :) Well, now you can with this Fun and SCARY Napkin Holder! It’s a Zombie Hand that Holds your Napkins, making them Easy to…

    via Amazon

  • Screaming Zombie Cookie Cutter

    I Scream, You Scream, We all Scream for ZOMBIES! Especially when they’re Chasing us and all we have are Cookies. Right? Fun Undead Cookies that come from a Screaming Zombie Cookie Cutter. YUMMMMM! One Zombie Cookie Cutter Measuring 3…

    via Amazon

Not responsible for content on external Internet sites. Prices could change at any time! Links may be Affiliate Links! Copyright © ibrainzombies.com


Disclaimer: The Information on this Website is provided for general reference purposes only. Any of the links on this site could be Affiliate links which I could make a commission on. My credibility is important, therefore I only endorse products I have personally purchased or used. The content on this Site is formulated from my own opinions and experience and is the copyright of www.ibrainzombies.com. No Content or Images from this Site may be downloaded, copied, republished, reproduced, stored, posted, transmitted, sold or distributed in any medium whatsoever, without the prior written permission of me, the copyright owner. This Site does not warrant, or accept responsibility or liability for, accuracy, completeness, omissions, errors or misleading statements of the content or for loss which may arise from reliance on this Site. ibrainzombies.com is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to Amazon.com.