Father’s Day Zombie Survival Kit
Father’s Day is coming (June 18th, 2017), so all those UNDEAD DADS, Zombie Lovers, Walking Dead Fans, get them a Gift Basket, a Survival Kit they’ll sure Appreciate. A Father’s Day Survival Kit filled with Brain Food; Protein; TNT; Twinkies; Ammo; Gun; and Rations. Fun Stuff sure to bring a Smile. And Blood! HA! All Wrapped up in a Gift Box… Happy Father’s Day Greeting Card Included! Nice!
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My First Zombie Plush
HA HA! This is my kid… Hanging onto his first Zombie Plush Toy. How Sweet! With a Green Stuffed Toy, in the Shape of a Whimsical Zombie (and Yes, those are Blood and Guts and Brains), you’ll Hear lots…
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Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….
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3 Piece Zombie Table Centerpiece
Set the Table with Lots of Brains, because a Horde of Zombies is coming… It’s the Ideal Centerpieces for your Next Halloween or Zombie Party. A 3-Piece Table Centerfold Featuring Black Silhouettes of Zombies, Tombstones, Dripping Blood and Severed…
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Fear The Walking Dead Madison Tumbler
“UGHHHHH!” I’m about over this show… How the Hell can they kill of Madison? The LEAD? I don’t get it… And what’s stupid is the fact that we didn’t SEE her die… They could bring her back. She could…
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Zombie Apocalypse Terrarium Kit
I LOVE THIS! It’s a Fun Create-Your-Own Zombie Apocalypse Kit, that allows Kids or Adults to Grow Plants that look like Real Brains and Eyeballs. This Kit includes everything needed to start your own little House of Horrors. Grow…
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Zombie Anatomical Heart Maggot Pendant
Oh Yes, Dinner is Served. YUMMY! Ain’t nothing Better than Maggots Feasting on a Cold Dead Heart… Unless it’s Jewelry! For this Handmade Zombie Heart is a Great Way to Scare the Day. An Unpleasant Morbid Bloody Anatomical Heart…
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Zombie Cookie Warmer Mug
This is Awesome… A Coffee Mug that’s also a Cookie Warmer… (Or really, use it Warm your Brains!) A Great Green Mug with an Adorable Zombie Face of Bulging Eyes, Jagged Teeth, Bloody Brains and a Gaping Mouth for…
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Zombie Apocalypse Wax Warmer
LOL… This is a FUN Gift… It’ll make your whole house smell like BRAINS! HA! This is a Zombie Wax Warmer, that heats and melts your Wax… In his BRAINS! YUM! Creepy Green Zombie, Dotted with Blood and Snarling…
