Grandma-Attack of the Geriatric Zombies
LMAO! Usually when you go to Grandma’s, she FEEDS YOU! HA! Now, she’s some Demented Zombie who is making your Vacation HELL! Appropriately named “GRANDMA – Attack of the Geriatric Zombies Novel”, this book takes you where Grandpa never went… The Undead. Because now, everything’s gone Horribly Wrong. Except the Price, FREE for Kindle Unlimited, $9.99 for Paperback… Choose Wisely!
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Infected Adult Mask
HOLY CRAP-O-LY! I don’t think I’ve ever seen a terrifying zombie mask! This bad boy is SICK! An infected undead mask that’s frightening, bloody, veiny… Full of long gross teeth, solid black eyes, and splattered with brain juice. Not…
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Zombie Eyeless Eye Kit
They call this a Zombie Eye Kit, but in fact, it’s an Eyeless Kit. For this Zombie Eye is GONE! Poked out with a BBQ Fork… It’s a Great Zombie Appliance that Adheres over your real Eye to give…
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Zombie Feet Earrings
Nice! I’ve always wanted some Zombie Feet Dangling from my Ears! I like to Sniff the Toe Jam and Nibble on those Crusty Nails… Yeah… And now you can have Fun with these Green, Dead Feet as well… For…
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Walking Dead Christmas Stocking
It’s Zombies, and they’re coming for Christmas! Walkers, Biters, Eaters, Greeters… Just like Walmart, eh? A Fun Christmas Stocking that’s Ideal for any Walking Dead Fan. Handmade using the Classic Red and Black Walking Dead Print, this Stocking is…
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Walking Dead Can Koozie
Oh Boy… That talk with Negan and Dwight last night… INSANE! I about Crapped my Pants. He’s Done! That’s all there is to it. Better just Sit Back, Relax, Pop a Cold One, and Enjoy! For the Walking Dead…
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Personalized Zombie Sign
These are Awesome! Wish I had one of these when I was a kid… A Personalized Zombie Sign for my Bedroom! How Perfect is that? Customize your own Zombie Sign TODAY! Made out of Solid Aluminum, it’s the Ideal…
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Ask Me About my Zombie Disguise
Prepare for the Zombie Invasion with the Zombie Disguise Shirt! It’s a Fun Shirt that Reads “Ask Me About my Zombie Disguise” and once you Pop this on and you’ll Blend right in with all the other Walking Dead…they’ll…
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Inflatable Zombie Crossing Sign
Blow it up… Arms, Legs, Heads… And this Very Cool Inflatable Sign! It’s a Zombie Crossing Sign, Bright Yellow, reading “Zombie Crossing”, adorned with Bloody Handprints. Standing 5.9 Feet Tall, it’s the Perfect Prop for your next Halloween or…
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