Handmade Wooden Zombie Flashlight
When it’s Dark and the Zombies are Coming… Grab this Flashlight and Turn it on… That way, you can Watch as they Devour your Bloody Brains! “Rawrrr!” Because this Handmade, Hand-Carved Wooden Zombie, is a Flashlight, Made out of Wood (Eco-Friendly), Painted with Acrylics, Measuring 7”, and Gift Boxed. It even comes with Two Batteries! Sweet! A Unique Home Decoration that’s Ideal for the Zombie Fan. “Mama!”
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The Walking Dead Negan Driver’s License
I can just picture this… Walking down the Blood Soaked Streets in the Zombie Apocalypse, and you Stumble upon this Crazy Post-War Artifact… A Driver’s License: Negan’s, from The Walking Dead. After all, he won’t need it anymore (especially…
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Zombie Toilet Brush
HA! This Zombie doesn’t Eat Brains, it Eats the Toilet Brush! It’s a Gory Zombie Toilet Brush Holder that’s Bloody Cool. 14″ High, Cast in Cold Cast Resin, this Holder looks like a Creepy Zombie Head with Nasty Teeth…
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Brainfart Zombie
What a JOY! A farting zombie! *Sniffs… Smells like popcorn, right? Well you can enjoy all the fun, and the farts, wit this interactive farting figurine. Created by Buttheads (LOUD & PROUD), it’s a brainfart zombie (the farting dead),…
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Zombie Proof Your Home Pendant
Okay, this cracks me up. It’s a handmade pendant that reads: Zombie Proof Your Home Adopt a Cat! Now that’s funny. And true. Can you imagine a walker trying to break down the door… you cat would go nuts;…
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Knit Your Own Zombie
Join the Legions of The Crafting Dead! From Traditional Living-Dead Moaners to the Hard-Partying Zombie Rock Stars and Deliciously Evil Zombie Chefs. Each one of these Creatures is Easy to Knit and Hard to Kill! Best of all, every…
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Dawn of the Dead Action Figure
Yikes! An Action Figure from the Legendary Zombie Horror Film: The Dawn of the Dead. Featuring the Iconic Zombie with Blue Skin, a Standard Expression, a Damaged Expression (with Blood Spray Parts and a Head Part to Recreate the…
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Zombie Gingerbread Cookie Cutter
Oh the Smell of Gingerbread Man Cookies at Christmas… Surely the Scent will Bring the Undead. No Doubt. For they’re Zombie Gingerbread Man Cookies that are Walking Dead Fun. With a Festive Evil Face and Ragged Bones and Body,…
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Zombie Baby on Board Wiper Blade
LMAO! YES! FINALLY! It’s a zombie baby on board accessory hanger, that hooks onto your rear vehicle wiper blade, and it reads: ZOMBIE BABY ON BOARD. With an evil zombie baby, of course. This fun accessory is lightweight, flexible,…
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