How To Speak Zombie

In a World Overtaken by Zombies, the only Hope for Survival is Learning the Language of the Undead. This Book Demonstrates how to Blend in and Avoid being Eaten while carrying on with everyday Activities like Ordering a Latte, and Shopping at a Zombie-Infested Mall. “RAHHHhh!” Informative, Fun, and with a BRAINS Button that can be used in any Situation! Cool!

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  • Not Another Zombie Movie

    Franklin and Mike find themselves trapped in the Undead-Infested Cyrene City, where they must attempt to Lead a Group of Unconventional Survivors to Safety. As they join forces with the likes of a Pregnant Woman, a Moronic Arms Dealer,…

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  • Zombie Finger Pretzel Mold

    Ain’t nothing better than Munching on Fingers… Unless they’re Dead Fingers! And with this Fun Pretzel Mold, you’ll be Eating Undead Digits in no time. Great Looking Finger Molds that will give your next Zombie Party a real CRUNCH!…

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  • Zombie Driver Game

    LOL! Speed Bump Anyone? With this Kick Ass Racing Game for the PC, you will actually Plow through the Streets Smashing Everything in your way, including Fences, Phone Booths, Street Lamps and Hordes of Zombies! With 6 Different Cars…

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  • Takis Zombie Tortilla Chips

    Zombies Eat Brains, and Apparently, Tortilla Chips. For these Tasty Treats are Ideal for all those Brain Dipping Goodies… Mini Takis, Habanero and Cucumber Flavored, are Lovely Little Mini Tortilla Rolled Chips. Delicious and Guaranteed Fresh, you’ll want to…

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  • Feed The Zombies Coaster Set

    Need a Bloody Mary? Or Two! :) Let every Hour be Zombie Hour with this 4-Piece Zombie Coaster Set. These 4″ Coasters feature the Red Warning Sign Reading “Please Do Not Feed The Zombies”! It’s Fun, Festive, and it…

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  • Zombie Poop Candy

    LMAO! My Ass hurts just thinking about this… It’s a Bottle of ZOMBIE POOP that’s Gross Green, and Surprisingly, Quite Chewy! :) Kids are gonna LOVE this! Green Balls of Poo are actually Green Apple Flavored Chewy Candy, but…

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  • Zombie Toilet Brush

    HA! This Zombie doesn’t Eat Brains, it Eats the Toilet Brush! It’s a Gory Zombie Toilet Brush Holder that’s Bloody Cool. 14″ High, Cast in Cold Cast Resin, this Holder looks like a Creepy Zombie Head with Nasty Teeth…

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  • Leather Zombie Gun Holster

    Creepy, Crawly, Sick and Bloody… Can’t get much better than that. Especially with this Hand Painted Custom Gun Holster… WOW! It’s a Zombie Delight, and the Ideal thing to hold your Gun when you’re running from the Undead. Made…

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