Lawn of the Dead Whirligig
Zombies are Coming… The Wind is Blowing… The Apocalypse is Near… I can see em… Especially with this Ultra-Cool Zombie Windmill. A Whirligig… A Wind Twister… With Moving Zombie Limbs! Fun, Flailing Arms that Animate when the Wind is Roaring. Handmade from Pine Wood, then Painted Green and Bloody Red, these Zombies will Liven up any Garden or Lawn. 16 ¾” long, 9 ½” high, you can even pick the Colors! :)
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Zombie Bi-Fold Wallet
Sweet! Blood Money! Scare the Cashier when you pull out this Crazy, Creepy, Bi-Fold Wallet. Featuring Full Color Zombies, with Filmy White Eyes, these Undead Walkers will Secure your Bills and Credit Cards with Vengeance (Especially the “Dead Sexy”…
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Zombie Remains Finger Ear Key Chains
YIKES! There’s a Zombie in your Pocket… Bloody Zombie Parts, Remains, an Ear, a Finger… How Lovely. Fun Zombie Bits and Pieces that are actually Cute Key Chains. Keep your Keys handy (in case of a Zombie Apocalypse) with…
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Zombie Slayer Dog Bandana
LOL! My Yorkie needs this… It’s a Dog Bandana that Reads “ZOMBIE SLAYER”… It’s so True! Bella would Bite their Ankles and Yap Yap Yap until their Brains fell out. HA! And this Funny Bandana is Black, with Bold…
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Zombie Dice Tray
What an Ideal Tray for the Zombie Lover at Heart. Featuring a 12″ x 6″ Tray (Compact, but not Cramped), High Quality, Excellent Portability Board, with a Lovely Zombie Hand (White Hand on a Red Background). So Cool, so…
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Season’s Eatings Christmas Sweater
Nice… This is a PERFECT Sweater for Christmas… And the Undead! It’s a “Season’s Eatings” Ugly Christmas Sweater that’s Red, Toxic, and Full of Zombies (All Playing in the Snow Tho). Machine Washable, 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton, Professionally Printed, Comes…
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Bloody Brain Stocking Cap
LMAO! Look like you’ve been Zombie Bait with this Funny Ass Stocking Cap. It’s a Black Cap with the Roof Ripped off Exposing your Bloody Brains! How COOL! Freak all your Friends out and adorn that Bloody Zombie Costume…
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Carl Grimes Bite Mark T-Shirt
Damn… I’m still Pissed that they Killed off Carl Grimes. Still Pissed about Glenn (my Favorite on The Walking Dead), and Abraham as well… What a way to KILL the Show… And now Rick???? Eh, I’m Dead! Might as…
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Zombie Moustache With Teeth
This Mustache reminds me of Hulk Hogan… Not to be Confused with the “Fu Manchu Moustache” or “Handlebar Moustache”. This is the “Horseshoe Mustache”, and it comes with TEETH! Yeah Buddy! Gray Hair wrapping around some Gnarly, Distinguishing Teeth,…
