Redneck Zombie Jokes

LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly Clean Jokes for Teens and Adults (over 100 of them), great for an Undead Party! 74 Pages… You won’t know what Hillbilly hit ya….

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  • Zombie Feet Earrings

    Nice! I’ve always wanted some Zombie Feet Dangling from my Ears! I like to Sniff the Toe Jam and Nibble on those Crusty Nails… Yeah… And now you can have Fun with these Green, Dead Feet as well… For…

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  • Zombie Eyes Guitar Pick Necklace

    Sweet… Here’s looking at you… With Zombie Eyes! (Sounds like a song). Fun Guitar Pick Necklace sporting Creepy Dark Zombie Eyes, dangling from a Gunmetal Link Chain with Two Dark Red Beady Tears… SICK! 18″ end to end, it’s…

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  • Zombie Love Hands Figurine

    Awwwww, you really do Love me… How Adorable! If you’re looking for the Perfect Gift to get that Zombie Loving Fool, then look no more… It’s Zombie Hands, a Desktop Figuring that features Gross Bloody Zombie Hands, making the…

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  • Crazy Zombie Stories

    These Zombie Stories are actually Funny Mad Libs! Remember those? Well, KIDS will not only LOVE these Zombie Stories, but they’ll Laugh until they Die. True Story! These Zombie Activity Books will Provide Horrors of Fun. Just Fill in…

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  • Zombie Kill Headbands

    Oh Boy… Lesson learned. Do Not Run with Scissors… Or a Saw, or an Axe, or a Cleaver… For those Suckers HURT! Not that it matters much, for you’re a Walking Dead and the only thing on your mind,…

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  • Zombie Repellent Bullet Necklace

    “Incoming…” This Necklace, Pendant can really come in handy… During a Zombie Apocalypse! For this Necklace holds a REAL Bullet (Deactivated 308), with the hand engraving “ZOMBIE REPELLENT” and Green Virus Apothecary… Okay, okay, Green Enamel Ink, but don’t…

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  • Zombie Butcher Shop Apron

    “NEXT!!!” This Apron is Ideal for the Undead and the Dying… It’s a Zombie Apron that’s right out of the Creepy Ass Butcher Shop! Yikes! Fun Apron, full of Blood, Guts and Body Organs, ready to throw on and…

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  • KFC Zombie Ear Plugs

    Colonel Sanders is BACK! But this time, he’s looking a little Dead! Must be from Chopping too many Chicken Heads… eh? These KFC Ear Plugs are certainly going to be Noticed and Commented on. How can you not? It’s…

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