Redneck Zombie Jokes

LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly Clean Jokes for Teens and Adults (over 100 of them), great for an Undead Party! 74 Pages… You won’t know what Hillbilly hit ya….

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  • Zombie Severed Hand Earrings

    Oh Red is such the Color for Christmas. Right? But this Red, is a Fright indeed (although still Appropriate for Christmas for all you Undead Heads)… Featuring Severed Zombie Hands, with Red Flowing Bloody Beads. How Darling and Quaint….

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  • Carl Grimes Bite Mark T-Shirt

    Damn… I’m still Pissed that they Killed off Carl Grimes. Still Pissed about Glenn (my Favorite on The Walking Dead), and Abraham as well… What a way to KILL the Show… And now Rick???? Eh, I’m Dead! Might as…

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  • Zombie Defence Squad Gift Wrap

    You can’t get any more IDEAL than Zombie Wrapping Paper for the Zombie Lover! Wrap those Undead Gifts up with a Roll of 64lb Text Weight Glossy Paper, featuring Bloody Zombie Skulls and the words Zombie Defence Squad. Defence…

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  • Zombie Tree Face

    HA! If a Zombie moans in the Forest and there’s no one there, doe it make a Sound? It’s Dead Wood… I LOVE IT! What a Cute way to Zombify your Outdoors than with a little Undead Tree! Put…

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  • Zombie Oil Warmer

    Zombies always have Warm Brains… And now, you can have Warm Oil as well! Because this Nifty Zombie Head, is also a Very Cool Oil Warmer. With a Simple Switch and an Adjustable Knob for the Heat Intensity, this…

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  • Rotting Face Lycra Face Zombie Mask

    SICKKKKK! It’s a Mask that Turns your Face into a Rotting Zombie. Featuring a Rotting Face Zombie Lycra Mask that you simply slip over your Head and you’re good as Dead. Gross, Bloody, Scary, this Mask is Lightweight, Freaky,…

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  • Evil Dead 2013 DVD

    Five Young Friends. A Secluded Cabin. An Ancient Curse. An Unrelenting Evil. The Original Producers Reunite to Present a Genuinely Terrifying Re-imagining of their Original Horror Masterpiece. Unable to Resist a Mysterious and Powerful Book of the Dead, they…

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  • Zombie Daze Coloring Book

    SICK! BLOODY! GOOD! FUN! It’s a zombie coloring book, that’s totally cool. Featuring a 2 x 1 x 3 inch book, ideal for art classrooms. And, it’s created by Crayola (Crayola Art with Edge), made for kids 12 years…

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