Rotting Face Lycra Face Zombie Mask
SICKKKKK! It’s a Mask that Turns your Face into a Rotting Zombie. Featuring a Rotting Face Zombie Lycra Mask that you simply slip over your Head and you’re good as Dead. Gross, Bloody, Scary, this Mask is Lightweight, Freaky, 100% Lycra, and instantly Changes your Identity into a Repulsively Realistic Walker. The Mask Covers your Whole Head and Face, and when you’re done, Stuff it back in your Pocket; Quick, Easy, Presto-RAWRRRRRRR!
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Zombie Luggage Tags
Zombies in the Airport… The Most Beautiful Thing Ever… Boarding a Flight, Spreading around the Globe… But their Luggage, Sigh, Left Behind at Lost and Found. They should have used Luggage Tags! Undead Tags like these Fun Loving Colorful…
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Crusty Zombie Toenails
These Corroded Zombie Toenails offer a Tasty Toe Jam Treat. When Searching for Zombies to Kill, this Crunchy 2 oz Snack will keep your Hunger under Control. Brown, Curled, Smelly, and Rank, these Edible Munchies may remind you of…
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Father’s Day Zombie Survival Kit
Father’s Day is coming (June 18th, 2017), so all those UNDEAD DADS, Zombie Lovers, Walking Dead Fans, get them a Gift Basket, a Survival Kit they’ll sure Appreciate. A Father’s Day Survival Kit filled with Brain Food; Protein; TNT;…
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Desktop Shooting Zombie Set
If I had this on my desk, I’d never get anything accomplished… Except for Shooting Zombies Heads, Brains, and BODY! YEAH BUDDY! Practice Rubber Band Target Shooting with this Desktop Target Set. Challenge your Friends and Family to Shoot…
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3 Piece Zombie Table Centerpiece
Set the Table with Lots of Brains, because a Horde of Zombies is coming… It’s the Ideal Centerpieces for your Next Halloween or Zombie Party. A 3-Piece Table Centerfold Featuring Black Silhouettes of Zombies, Tombstones, Dripping Blood and Severed…
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Zombie Strippers Blu-ray
“What do you call a 350-pound Stripper?” “Broke!” “What’s the Difference between a Magician and a Stripper?” “One has a Cunning Stunt…” You know, if there’s Strippers in the Zombie Apocalypse, I probably wouldn’t mind getting Chewed to Pieces….
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Zombie Apocalypse Wasteland Tool
SICK! SICK! SICK! This is probably the most bad-ass tool I have ever seen handmade for a zombie apocalypse. WOW! Just looking at it gives me chills, and hopefully brains and guts and blood. HA! It’s custom designed on…
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Happy Birthday Zombie Banner
Beautiful… You can’t get a better Zombie Banner for your Undead Fan, then a Banner made for Nerds… Er, NERFS! Nerfs that is… Because this is a Nerf Zombie Strike Zone Banner that features Green Toxic Letters, Targets and…
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