Zombie Christmas Carols

ZOMBIES! Christmas Carols? HA! “Fresh Brains Roasting on an Open Fire…” Yes, Christmas is on its way, and all the Little Boys and Ghouls are Dreaming of Stockings Filled with Candied Eyes and Bleeding Body Parts. Right? “I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus”, “Deck the Halls with Parts of Wally”, and “We Three Spleens” is Guaranteed to Lift the Spirits of the Lumbering, Shuffling Undead, as well as You Too! CHEW!

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  • Zombie Ass Toilet of the Dead DVD

    Wracked with Guilt over the Suicide of her Sister, who was Tormented by High School Bullies, Young Karate Student Megumi accompanies Friends on a Trip into the Woods. Attacked by a Crowd of Poop-Covered Undead who emerge from an…

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  • Zombie Ring Dish

    “Ringggggggssssss!” That’s the New Phrase for this Rambling Zombie. A Fun, Zombie Ring Dish that will Hold your Rings “Til Death Do You Part”. Creepy, Crawly Undead, Standing in a Dish of Blood Red Hand Print, waiting Desperately for…

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  • Evil Zombie Baby Haunted Doll

    Sick! What the Heck does her Parents look like? Right? It’s an Evil Zombie Baby that’s Freaky as Hell. A Haunted Doll that’s Perfect for your Haunted Decorations… Terrify your Friends and Family with this Demon Child. A Doll…

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  • Large Juicy Zombie Bite

    “Hey Doc, can you look at my Shoulder, I have this Massive Pain…” HA! This Prosthetic looks SO REAL! Scary Real! Like a Zombie Really did take a Huge Bite out of your Flesh… AWESOME! Kick Ass Cool High…

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  • Beating Heart Zombie Morphsuit

    Scary, Creepy, Bloody… I LOVE IT! It’s a Frightening Morphsuit that features a Hideous Gray Zombie, Muscles, Bones, a Beating HEART… Yep, that’s right. This Morphsuit has a Heartbeat. Literally. Slide your Smartphone behind the Suit, and let the…

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  • Green Zombie Glass Pipe

    Oh man, this is a Peace Pipe, right? HA! Well with this Fun Zombie Faced Pipe, you can Smoke whatever you like… For if the Dead are coming, it may be the Funnest Time you’ll ever have left. Handmade…

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  • 101 Zombies

    HA! Moonshine and Toxic Waste don’t Mix and when your Neighbors are Crazed Contagious Cannibals, its time to get out of town. Townspeople who once Thirsted for Local Homemade “Mountain Dew” begin Hungering for Human Flesh and Blood. Ken,…

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  • Zombie Platform Pumps

    Synthetic, Vegan, and Bloody… Nothing better to Slip your Dead Tired Feet in than a Pink Pair of Pumps, with Gory Zombies, Eyeballs, Guts, Brains, and Teeth. Perfect for a Night out on the Town, or Sneaking around the…

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