Zombie Christmas Carols

ZOMBIES! Christmas Carols? HA! “Fresh Brains Roasting on an Open Fire…” Yes, Christmas is on its way, and all the Little Boys and Ghouls are Dreaming of Stockings Filled with Candied Eyes and Bleeding Body Parts. Right? “I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus”, “Deck the Halls with Parts of Wally”, and “We Three Spleens” is Guaranteed to Lift the Spirits of the Lumbering, Shuffling Undead, as well as You Too! CHEW!

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  • Severed Zombie Hand

    Give your Bae a hand this year when it comes to Halloween Cookies and Zombie Parties, because this Zombie Hand is Creepy Cool! Created to look like a Severed Zombie Hand, it’s Bony, Bloody, and GROSSLY GRAY… Just like…

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  • Zombie Cajun Hot Sauce

    Zombie Cajun Hot Sauce is a Louisiana Style Hot Sauce made from Cayenne Peppers. It is more Flavorful than most Louisiana Style Sauces, and is Exceptionally High Quality Aged Pepper Mash. It doesn’t Bring the Heat, Rating about 5…

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  • Zombie Horse Mask

    The Horse Head is EVERYWHERE! It’s a Soft Latex Mask that is Worn for Humorous Effect. Tom Green wore one. YouTuber TomSka wore one. Nico Nico Douga wore them to Remain Anonymous. And then of course, you have the…

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  • Zombie Attack White Beanie Cap

    LMAO! I’d like to see this… It’s a White Skull Beanie Cap that Features a Frantic Chicken running from some Zombies! HA! Wear a Zombie Attack on your Head and Keep your Brains Warm, for the Zombies are Coming……

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  • Zombie Brain Necklace

    Oh the Sweet Smell of Brains… Zombie Brains. Dangling from your Neck like some Morbid Scene from The Walking Dead. Fresh, Ripe, and Handmade from Polymer Clay, 2″ long, these Oozing Brains are Toxic Green, Blackened with Dry Rot,…

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  • Season’s Eatings Christmas Sweater

    Nice… This is a PERFECT Sweater for Christmas… And the Undead! It’s a “Season’s Eatings” Ugly Christmas Sweater that’s Red, Toxic, and Full of Zombies (All Playing in the Snow Tho). Machine Washable, 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton, Professionally Printed, Comes…

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  • Zombie Slayer Dog Bandana

    LOL! My Yorkie needs this… It’s a Dog Bandana that Reads “ZOMBIE SLAYER”… It’s so True! Bella would Bite their Ankles and Yap Yap Yap until their Brains fell out. HA! And this Funny Bandana is Black, with Bold…

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  • Zombie Rot Teeth Paint

    Beautiful. Now I can look like my Uncle Huck. You know, the one with 3 Missing Teeth! HA! In fact, everyone can look like him with this Tube of Black Teeth Paint. Slather it on your Teeth and Walk…

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