Zombie Coffin Box
Beautiful… Til Death do we Part… And even then; NAH! Because This Cadaver doesn’t Rest in Pieces… It’s a Zombie, and it’s a Coffin Trinket Box. Store your Rings, Coins, Brains in this Fun Zombie Loving Box. Shaped like a Coffin, Large Enough to Fit one Undead Fool… Green, Bloody, a Collectible that’s Removable and Stands up. 8″ long, 3″ Wide and 2″ Tall, this Box is made of Designer Composite Resin, Hand Painted and Polished. Get your Zombie Curse TODAY!
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Face Mask Dust Bandana
Noice! It’s a Freaky Face Mask Dust Protector that’s Zombified! Featuring a Toxic Green Bandana with a Gruesome Undead Face… Yellow Teeth, Dripping Goo, Stretchy, Lightweight, Breathable, 100% Polyester Microfiber, Fit’s most Adults… Plus, there’s 10 ways to Wear…
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Zombie Finger Puppets
Lovely… What kid wouldn’t want to play with a Zombie? Huh? Let alone FIVE of them… HA! Cute Little Monster Finger Puppets, made out of Rubberized Plastic, featuring Scary Faces, Zombies and BLOOD… Ideal for Tiny Fingers, and Perfect…
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Negan Walking Dead Bat Pen
Batter Up… It’s the Perfect Gift for The Walking Dead Fans! For it’s Negan’s Trusty Bat, Lucille… AS A PEN! What’s that phrase, “words are stronger than weapons”… Yeah… These Pens, and you get TWO, are shaped just like…
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Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs,…
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Zombie Pinata
HA!… Having a Zombie Party? Need a Head that you can Bust open? Well, grab this Cute, Handmade Zombie Pinata, and let the destruction begin. Funny Zombie with Frizzy Hair and a Popped out Eyeball, make this Green Fella…
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Zombie Yin Yang Ear Plugs
Everyone has Opposing Forces that Mess with their Heads and Change their Lives… Like getting Bit by a Zombie! And these Zombie Yin Yang Ear Plugs are just the thing you need when you’re Rambling about, Half Asleep, and…
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Left Behind Comedy Series
This Book is a “Laugh Out Loud” Zombie Comedy Series, featuring Harry, Alfie and Charlie who are Trying to enjoy a Nice Evening of Board Games and Beer when the Zombies come. Or, should I say “Zombie”. HA! Any…
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TWD Bite Me iPhone X Case
It’s coming… The Return of The Walking Dead (Sunday, February 10)… Are you Ready? I’m still Devastated over Jesus Dying… SUCKSSSSSS! So, to Bring the Dead Back to Life, how about a Brand New Case for your iPhone? Made…
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