Zombie Elf on the Shelf

Oh Boy. Those Nasty Elves are Everywhere Destroying things as it is. Tearing up the House. Writing on the Walls. Ziplining across the Bedroom… It’s Insane! And now, even more Madness; Zombie Elf on the Shelf. Talk about Terrifying. A Handmade Elf that’s Undead, Gross and Creepy. It’ll give Christmas a whole new Dimension. Nothing is Safe. 13″ Tall Overall, with a Santa Suit and Hat, this Elf will make sure no one Survives the Season. :)

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  • Zombie Jerky

    This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE…

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  • Rick Grimes Bloody Earrings

    The Walking Dead has started up again… Ricks last Season (and probably the Entire Shows)… So Celebrate his Death with Severed Bloody Heads. Rick’s Head. Heads. Fun Earrings that Resemble Rick Grimes, Beaten and Bloody, of course. Plastic Earrings,…

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  • Dragging Drew Chia Pet

    Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…

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  • Music For Zombies

    This Mystery De-Composer is known for his Unknown Decompositions: Zombie Sonata, Flowers Of Evil, Hypnotique, Spirit Symphony, Carnival Of Souls, Tombs Egyptian, Zombie Suite – 1st Movement, 2nd Movement, 3rd Movement… It’s a Monster Bash with some Undead Friends….

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  • Breakout Zombie Wall Decor

    Decorating for a Zombie Party, Having Fun at the Office, Setting up a Haunted House? Well, this Zombie Breakout Wall Decor is just what you need. It’s a Hanging Wall Piece that appears as if a Creepy, Bloody, Undead,…

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  • Donald Trump Zombie Hunter Book

    Oh My God… LMAO! It’s Donald like you’ve never seen him before; slicing and dicing, screaming and yelling… wait??? What? It’s Donald Trump, ZOMBIE HUNTER, and it’s a Paperback Book that’s Ideal for any Trump Fan. The dead have…

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  • Only Dead on the Inside Book

    There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….

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  • Even Zombies Wash their Hands

    Well… This is the time, more than ever, to wash up; dead or not. And this sign, bathroom decor, is just the friendly reminder to everyone; including kids, adults, and yes, zombies, to wash their hands. Grim, green, and…

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