Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains

Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku, all for you! From Infection to Demise, through Deserted Streets and Doors, it’s a Three-Lined Poem, Classic 5-7-5, and you’ll Love every Eye-Popping, Gut-Wrenching, Flesh-Eating Page! Rawrrr!

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  • Chained Kneeling Zombie Glass Table

    SICK! Looking for a Nice Place to Lay your Brains… Look no further than this Incredibly Detailed and Horrific Coffee Table. Featuring a Kneeling Zombie, Chained, Bloody, Hungry, Holding up a Glass Top Table that’s just Magnificent and Delightful….

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  • Zombie Lake Blu-Ray

    In a Small Lakeside Town, Young Women Disappear without a Trace. The Superstitious Locals Blame “The Lake of Ghosts”. When another Woman is Found Dead, a Reporter comes to Town and Soon Discovers that the Lake Harbors a Terrible…

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  • Walking Dead Just Survive Somehow Mug

    In Season 5 of The Walking Dead, Enid Writes “JSS” on Everything from Cars to Turtle Bones. And those Letters “JSS” Stand for “Just Survive Somehow.” It’s a Great Quote for all those Alive and Dead: Just Survive. And…

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  • Zombie Poop Earrings

    HA! Zombies Poop, right? With these Zombie Poop Earrings they do! Radioactive, Green and Glistening, the Smell is Not Included! These Funny Ass Zombie Curlie-Cue (like an Ice-Cream) Earrings are Handmade out of Polymer Clay and Glazed for a…

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  • Heartless Standing Zombie Prop

    Oh man, this Prop KILLS me… It’s Freaky Cool and it’ll Scare the Crap outta your Roommate or Girlfriend… Put this in the Bathroom and wait for the Screams! For this Prop is an Ugly Zombie Prop, totally Dripping…

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  • Green Zombie Hand Neck Tie

    Serve up some Customer Service with a Serving of BRAINS! A Fun Zombie Neck Tie that will make everyone SCREAM. Morbid, Colorful, and Ideal for the Zombie Loving Fans; Whether it be The Walking Dead, iZombie, or Z Nation,…

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  • Zombie Olympics T-Shirt

    This Shirt makes me laugh. It’s a Zombie Olympics T-Shirt featuring all the different Zombie Sports: High Jump, Javelin, Hurdles… And the Zombies do what Zombies do best… Moan and Groan with their arms outstretched, searching for their next…

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  • Dead Days Box Set

    I LOVE these Books! I first started Reading this Series of Books back in September (I picked up the FREE Kindle Version First to see if I like it), and I LOVED IT! I’m STILL Reading this Series (On…

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