Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains

Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku, all for you! From Infection to Demise, through Deserted Streets and Doors, it’s a Three-Lined Poem, Classic 5-7-5, and you’ll Love every Eye-Popping, Gut-Wrenching, Flesh-Eating Page! Rawrrr!

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  • Corpse Zombie Head Display

    Oh Man, this is Gnarly! It’s a Display that would be Perfect for your Demonic Room… It’s a Corpse Zombie Head that’s EGADS UGLY! With a Rotting Head, Enlarged Bloody Eye and Bony Jagged Teeth that just Scream HORRIFIC,…

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  • Zombie Garden Gnome Crawler

    Oh those Rotting Gnomes… Always up to no Good! Crawling through the Garden, Chewing up Bunnies and Bones. RATS! Or in this case… ZOMBIES! Fun Loving Zombie Gnomes that are Gory, Frightening, and have Green Glowing Eyes. YIKES! Perfect…

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  • Zombie Kitty Cat

    “Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty…” RAWRRRRRR! It’s Fun Loving Decor for the Undead at Heart. A Zombie Cat, Perfect for the Person who Hates Cats, and LOVES Zombies. Right? MEOW! Handmade out of Resin, this Sculpture Features your Not-So-Friendly Feline….

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  • Zombie Stalker Blacklight Poster

    Get yourself a Black Light, because this Poster is gonna give you a FRIGHT! For it’s a Zombie Stalker Poster, that will GLOW under UV Light (Black Light), and it’s Bad Ass for sure! With a 3D Popped Eyeball,…

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  • Zombie Nail Art Sticker Decals

    Zombie Gals… You’re gonna Love these! They’re Zombie Nail Decals that Feature Zombies Rambling around your Fingertips. Black Silhouette Stickers that will Dazzle any Nail, even in the Apocalypse. You get 50 Decal Stickers in this Set, and all…

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  • Zombie Skin Trinket Box

    Totally Awesome! WOW! It’s a Trinket Box, Jewelry Box, Brain Box… Whatever you want to call it, a BOX that’s made out of Zombie Skin! YIKES! Well… Okay, not REAL Skin, but Hell, it sure looks like it. Cool…

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  • Zombie Rotten Kiss Lip Balm

    Mmmmm, give me a kiss! I’ve only got EYES for you! HA! It’s Lip Balm like you’ve never seen before… Coat your Rotten lips with this: Zombie Rotten KISS Balm. It’s ideal for your Infected Little Face. Get Mouth…

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  • Zombie Bart Simpson

    LOL! The Simpsons have been around a Wee-Bit too long. They’re looking a little Crusty! Especially Bart! Could have something to do with that Spoon Digging into his Juicy Red Brains… HA! This Colorful Bart Simpson Zombie Figure is…

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