Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains

Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku, all for you! From Infection to Demise, through Deserted Streets and Doors, it’s a Three-Lined Poem, Classic 5-7-5, and you’ll Love every Eye-Popping, Gut-Wrenching, Flesh-Eating Page! Rawrrr!

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  • Zombie Plant Growing Kit

    Cool Beans… Or I should say, Cool Seeds! These Seeds Grow into Plants that DIE! SWEEEEET! Zombie Plants that Close up when you Touch them… Also known as “Sensitive Plants”, but Kids won’t Care, because they’re Creepy and Fun…

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  • Mens Zombie Shoes

    LOL, this is SO TRUE! Every time you see a Zombie in a Zombie Movie, they’re always wearing shoes like these… WHO Wears these Shoes? Oh yeah, ZOMBIES! HA! These Cool, Classy, Stitched Shoes are Black, Gray, and Red…

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  • Undead Salt Pepper Shaker Holder

    “Oh My Eyes, My Eyes, I feel so SALTY…” Oh Man. This, on the counter… AWESOME! Just imagine the Stares you’ll get… HA! An Undead Zombie Salt and Pepper Holder, that’s Morbid, Bloody, and Creepy Good Fun. With a…

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  • Rising Dead Zombie Hearse Sculpture

    LMAO! You know, when the Zombie Virus Hits, and you’re Dead in a Coffin, you may as well enjoy it. Grab ahold of the Wheel Walker and Head out in a Blaze of Blood. YES! For this Vehicle is…

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  • Redneck Zombie Hunter Vest

    HA! Nice, real nice. It’s a Denim Vest that’s Perfect for the Zombie Hunters… A Redneck Vest, Rugged, Camouflage, Torn Sleeves, Imprinted with “REDNECK ZOMBIE HUNTER”, and Pictured with a Zombie Hand and Crossbows. Just Lovely! Great Vest for…

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  • Create Your Own Comic Book Zombie

    It’s a Poseable Action Figure, it’s a Customizable Model Kit, AND it’s a ZOMBIE! Expand the Legion of Undead with this Individual Carded Figure. A 4″ Scale Action Figure Blank Body with 12 Points of Articulation, a Mounted Zombie…

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  • Bloody Print Zombie Lanterns

    Sweet… This is what your Zombie Party needs… Blood! Lots of it. And there’s no better Blood, than Zombie Blood. Red Blood in the Shape of Handprints, Splatters, even HELP ME… All plastered on these Very Cool Paper Lanterns….

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  • Zombie Dad Car Decal

    Oh Dad… Got Bit! Now he’s a Zombie… Such is Life (and Death)! So Celebrate Dad and Father’s Day with this Hilarious Zombie Dad Car Decal. 5″ x 3″ Decal that will Slap on your Vehicle’s Window (or any…

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