Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku, all for you! From Infection to Demise, through Deserted Streets and Doors, it’s a Three-Lined Poem, Classic 5-7-5, and you’ll Love every Eye-Popping, Gut-Wrenching, Flesh-Eating Page! Rawrrr!
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Dead Inside Boxer Shorts
Sweet! “Dead Inside… DON’T OPEN!” How Appropriate for Men’s Boxer Shorts when you’re Dealing with the Hungry Zombie Horde. Right out of The Walking Dead come these Loose Fit, 100% Cotton Boxers that GLOW IN THE DARK! With an…
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Zombies Valentines Cards and Tattoos
Lick it, Stick it, Love those Zombies. It’s the Most Bloody Fun you’ll have this Valentine’s Day. Give them to all your Undead Friends. 24 Zombie Valentine’s Cards, with the Greatest Scary Sayings: I Chews You, I only have…
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Zombie Quick-Drying Beach Swim Board Trunks
Wait…. Zombies Can’t Swim! Well, that is, if they aren’t attached to your body. And with these Men’s Swim Trunks… HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE! For they’re Quick-Drying Board Trunks that are Fun, Colorful, and some Undead Thing is…
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Mighty Max Grips the Hand Playset Toy
Looking for a Vintage Zombie Toy that’s Creepy, Green and UNDEAD? Well this Mighty Max Playset Toy (by Bluebird Toys 1994 ), Grips the Hand is a Doom Zone with a Graveyard Theme. Featuring Original Figures Mighty Max and…
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Zombie Mirror Clings
LOL! These are FUN and can really come in handy. They are Mirror Clings that are Zombie Body Parts, like Eyes, Brains, Nose, Teeth, Scars, and Dripping BLOOD! Talk about COOL! You stick them on the Mirror, and when…
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Racing Wind Up Zombies
“READY… SET… RAWRRRRRRR!” It’s a Fun Toy, ZOMBIE style… Featuring Two Wind Up Zombies, Racing Each other for your Brains. Use them on any Flat Surface, Wind them up, and watch them GOOOOO! It’s Racing Zombies, First to the…
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Kill Zombies Coffee Mug
Oh if only this was our To Do List… 1) Wake Up 2) Shoot Zombies. HA! Love it! Such a Fun Simple White Coffee Mug that is IDEAL for any Walking Dead, Z Nation, or iZombie Fan. A High…
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Zombie Face Ski Mask
Just think… The Zombie Virus hits when you’re on the Slope… GNARLY! Gives a new meaning to “Brain Bucket”… Eh? So get in the Mood with a little Zombie Face Mask. A Colorful Mask that Looks like the Hungry…
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