Zombie Head Scarf
HO HO WHAT? It’s a Zombie Scarf that’s Hilarious, Morbid, and Hey look at those HEADS! Zombie Heads, Round. Stuffed. Dangling from your Chest. With Dangling Eyeballs, Gaping Mouths, and Frantic Hair, you’ll be Warm and Walking like a Zombie this Winter. 43″ long, it’s Crochet Zombies that will make everyone SMILE (You should see their other Scarves… HA! What a HOOT!)
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Zombie Plush Slippers
Slip your Feet into the Fun Plush Zombie Slippers! You feel like a Zombie in the Morning, so why not Dress like one. This Pair of Zombies are Cute, Colorful, and Gently Gnawing on your Feet. Who knew being…
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Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….
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Zombie Unicorn Canvas Painting
What happened to the Unicorns… ZOMBIES! And this Cute and Colorful Unicorn, is Bloody Good Fun! Featuring a Rainbow Mane, this Blue Eyed Beast has Torn Hide, Bloody Teeth, and is Ideal for your Wall of Frights. For it’s…
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Music For Zombies
This Mystery De-Composer is known for his Unknown Decompositions: Zombie Sonata, Flowers Of Evil, Hypnotique, Spirit Symphony, Carnival Of Souls, Tombs Egyptian, Zombie Suite – 1st Movement, 2nd Movement, 3rd Movement… It’s a Monster Bash with some Undead Friends….
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Negan Necklace
Oh CRAPPPPP! It’s that Day… Dooms Day! Doom for one of the Characters on The Walking Dead. All Due to Negan and his Trusty, Bloody, Barbed Wire Wrapped Bat, “Lucille”! It’s Viscous, it’s Horrific, it’s the Zombie Apocalypse… What…
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Zombie Earring Necklace Hanger Holder
Get your Bling ready for the Zombie Apocalypse with this Ultra-Cool Jewelry Hanger. It Holds Earrings and Necklaces with the Tips of its Undead Fingers. Featuring a Wall Mounted Zombie Hand, in your Choice of Green or Black, Bloody,…
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Zombie Gladiator Costume
See, you can be a Sexy Bad-Ass and still be DEAD! No problem. It’s a Gladiator Costume like you’ve never seen before… Walking Dead Style. Featuring a Gladiator Costume, From Head to Toe, Ripped, Shredded, Bloody and AWESOME! 60%…
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Green Glass Zombie Leg Pendant
Oh Man, if every Zombie was made out of Glass, do you know how much FUN that would be? Talk about a SMASH! (Negan would LOVE it!) But what’s even Better? This Glass Zombie Leg… A Great Looking Small…
