Zombie Killer Machete

“Chop em up, Chop em up!” It’s a Zombie Killing Machine that’s Handheld and BAD ASS! A Zombie Killer Machete that’s IDEAL for any Walking Dead Fan. Featuring a REAL Machete (So be careful with this kids), that’s Hand Painted, Bloody… And full of Zombies and Grassy Brains. SICK! Reading “Zombie Killer” across the Blade, this Slicer and Dicer will look Spiffy on your Wall… Just in case!

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  • Zombie Baby Doll Head Planters

    Lovely. Nothing like a Baby Zombie… So Darling, So Small, So Deadly… Especially if you Plant a Venus Flytrap in its Brains… And with these Fun Planter Pot Heads, you can do just that. Zombie Baby Heads, Handcrafted, Molded…

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  • Gangsters, Guns And Zombies DVD

    What a Sweet Movie! It’s Gangsters, Guns And Zombies… The Plot: One Man sees the Dead Rising up from the Grave and thinks of a Genius Plan; to Make Money! They Drive the Robbery Getaway Van, Deliver Everyone to…

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  • Zombie Straight Razor

    The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that…

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  • Edible Zombie Fingers

    SICK! Can you pass me another Phalange? This Fingernail’s stuck in my Tooth… YIKES! AND YUMMY! For it’s Zombie Fingers, looking Oh-So-Realistic… That’s actually Edible FOOD! Can you imagine? YES! They’re Perfect for your Next Party or Dig… Almonds,…

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  • Zombie Blood And Guts Workshop

    Create your own Gruesome Special Effects with this Zombie Blood and Guts Workshop… Shock your Friends and Family with your Gory Undead Effects and Creations. Pickle your own Zombie Eyeballs, Slime Balls, Guts ‘n’ Gizzards, Blood Clots, Bogies, and…

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  • Zombie Microwave Cling

    LMAO! “Hey, is that a Meat Loaf in the Microwave?” HA! Freak them all out with this Crazy, Bloody Zombie Microwave Cling. Stick it on the Microwave and let the Screams begin! Looking like a Melted Zombie Head was…

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  • So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook

    HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the…

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  • Joy Riders Zombie Window Cling

    LMAO! This Cracks me up… Taking the Zombie to the Grocery Store. HA! Taking him to the Laundromat, the Ice Cream Shop, the Candy Store… How about the Slaughterhouse? Poor Fool… Bloody, some Drool… A Vehicle Window Cling Decal…

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