Zombie Love Hands Figurine
Awwwww, you really do Love me… How Adorable! If you’re looking for the Perfect Gift to get that Zombie Loving Fool, then look no more… It’s Zombie Hands, a Desktop Figuring that features Gross Bloody Zombie Hands, making the Love-Heart Hand Symbol… So Romantic! 5″ tall, 5″ wide, made of Cold Cast Resin and Hand Painted, these Hands are Creepy, Detailed, and will go straight to their Brain… Rawrr!
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101 Zombies
HA! Moonshine and Toxic Waste don’t Mix and when your Neighbors are Crazed Contagious Cannibals, its time to get out of town. Townspeople who once Thirsted for Local Homemade “Mountain Dew” begin Hungering for Human Flesh and Blood. Ken,…
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Zombie Incense Holder
What’s that Smell? Rotting Stinking Flesh? “Nope, Sorry it’s Jasmine!” HA! It may Smell Good, but it don’t Look Good! It’s a Zombie Incense Holder that’s a Bloody Zombie who’s been Impaled by the Incense. And that Horrible Bug-Eyed…
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Green Zombie Glass Pipe
Oh man, this is a Peace Pipe, right? HA! Well with this Fun Zombie Faced Pipe, you can Smoke whatever you like… For if the Dead are coming, it may be the Funnest Time you’ll ever have left. Handmade…
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Walking Dead Poncho Wallet
Daryl and his Poncho… Classic! That about Sums up The Walking Dead. That and his Crossbow. And so, this Walking Dead Wallet will be the Ultimate Walker Gift. A Wallet inspired by Daryl’s Poncho, with all the Materials, Patterns,…
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501 Things to do with a Zombie
LMAO! This Book’s a Riot! It’s the 501 Things to do with a Zombie… Here’s some Examples: Ride a Bicycle Built for Two, Sing Campfire Songs, Thumb Wrestle, Go to iHop, Grow a Chia Pet, Speed Walk, Have a…
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Pat The Zombie Book
LOL! This is Pat the Zombie: A Cruel (Adult) Spoof, and it’s a Macabre Mash-Up of the Children’s Classic “Pat the Bunny” and the Present-Day Zombie Phenomenon, with the Tactile Features of the Original Book Revoltingly Re-Imagined for an…
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Zombie Bookmark Valentine Cards
Pop-Up with these Fun Valentine’s Cards… Featuring a Pack of Valentine’s, including 28 Cleverly Designed Cards with Envelopes (enough for Most School Valentine Exchanges), with 3 Styles of Kooky Zombie Bookmarks that Pop out of each Card! A Useful…
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Zombie Glo Mouth
This is AWESOME!!! It’s a Glow Stick for your MOUTH! You Stick it in and it makes your entire Mouth Illuminate with a Greenish Eerie Glow! COOL COOL COOL! You’ll really look like a Biohazard Zombie… HA! Includes: 1…
