Zombie Quick-Drying Beach Swim Board Trunks

Wait…. Zombies Can’t Swim! Well, that is, if they aren’t attached to your body. And with these Men’s Swim Trunks… HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE! For they’re Quick-Drying Board Trunks that are Fun, Colorful, and some Undead Thing is Popping right from the Crotch. Yeah Buddy! 100% Polyester Fibers, available in Sizes M-XXL. The Dead will make you Stand out this Summer! Just Slap them on and Dive right in…

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  • How To Speak Zombie

    In a World Overtaken by Zombies, the only Hope for Survival is Learning the Language of the Undead. This Book Demonstrates how to Blend in and Avoid being Eaten while carrying on with everyday Activities like Ordering a Latte,…

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  • Zombie Easter Eggs

    LMAO!!!! These are FUN! Ideal Easter Eggs for the Walking Dead Fan, for sure. Great White Eggs, with Zombie Silhouettes, Splatters of Bright Red Blood, and the Words: THEY ARE RISEN! Awesome! What more could you ask for? A…

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  • Buttcrack Prime Movie

    You gotta see a Movie called “Buttcrack”! It’s required if you love Zombie Comedies. Wade’s constantly Exposed Buttcrack annoys his Roommate Brian and his Girlfriend to a point where they decide to Kill Wade. Unfortunately, Wade’s Vengeful Voodoo Sister…

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  • Zombie Finger Wedding Favors

    Beautiful. I DO love these… Wedding Favors made Specifically for the Undead at Heart: Til Death Do We Part. And not only are these Zombie Fingers the Perfect Visual Eye-Candy, but they’re Absolutely Edible too. Created using a Blend…

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  • TWD Negans Bat Lucille

    I can’t even tell you how Anxious I am at the Return of The Walking Dead this SUNDAY… I’m already out of my seat, for I know it’s going to be Horrible, Bloody, and a Favorite Character is gonna…

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  • 9 Pairs of Zombie Socks

    If the Zombies are coming, you better have your Zombie Socks on, because those Suckers are fast! Fun Zombie Socks for the Zombie Lover… 9 Unique and Colorful Socks, made out of 98% Polyester and 2% Spandex, will Adorn…

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  • Zombie Ass Toilet of the Dead DVD

    Wracked with Guilt over the Suicide of her Sister, who was Tormented by High School Bullies, Young Karate Student Megumi accompanies Friends on a Trip into the Woods. Attacked by a Crowd of Poop-Covered Undead who emerge from an…

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  • Dead Inside Doormat

    Step inside, walk this way, we’re all Zombies, hey hey! HA! This is the Halloween Door mat that your Home needs… A Mat ZOMBIE STYLE! Made out of Hand Woven Coir (Coconut Fibers), this mat is Painted with Weather…

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