Zombie Self Defense Keychain
Always be Prepared for the Zombie Horde… For this Cool Zombie Keychain is also a Self Defense Weapon. Solid Steel, 5.5 inch Overall Length Device that comes to a Great Rounded Point. Reinforced Solid Steel Construction, Rubber Grip Zombie Skulls, the Most Bad-Ass Zombie Apocalypse Self Defense Tool Available. Easy to Use; Simply place your Index through the Key Ring, Thumb over the Flat Top, and a Fist around the Kubotan. Apocalypse Ready!
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The Zombie Glass Ornament
Sweet… Something Dead on the Tree… For it’s a Zombie Christmas with this Merry Undead Ornament. A Fun Loving Colorful Zombie, Blown out of Glass, with Red Brains, Green Skin, Golden Eyes and Bloody Teeth… Just like Uncle Phil….
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Zombie Space Putty with Eyes
LMAO! Or should I say, Laughing my Eyes off… For this Very Unique Putty, is Space Putty, ZOMBIE STYLE! Featuring Green Magnetic Attractor Space Putty with Googly Eyes… And boy are they FUN! Zombie Putty comes with a Free…
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Zombie Brain Necklace
Oh the Sweet Smell of Brains… Zombie Brains. Dangling from your Neck like some Morbid Scene from The Walking Dead. Fresh, Ripe, and Handmade from Polymer Clay, 2″ long, these Oozing Brains are Toxic Green, Blackened with Dry Rot,…
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The Walking Dead Huge Canvas Print
STFU… This Canvas Print is gonna give me Nightmares, for sure. Featuring a Massive Zombie Horde, Bloody, Creepy, Gory, Freaky, Heading directly towards you. A Great Print that’s Ideal for any Walking Dead Fan’s Wall. Printed in 4 Different…
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KFC Zombie Ear Plugs
Colonel Sanders is BACK! But this time, he’s looking a little Dead! Must be from Chopping too many Chicken Heads… eh? These KFC Ear Plugs are certainly going to be Noticed and Commented on. How can you not? It’s…
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Bleeding Zombie Head Bowl
HA! Serve up some Gory Treats with this Frightfully Fun Bleeding Zombie Head Bucket Bowl… And remember, he’s got his Eye on you, so NO Snacking Between Meals… Unless it’s BRAINSSSS! :) This Bleeding Zombie Head Candy Bucket is…
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Zombie Anatomical Heart Maggot Pendant
Oh Yes, Dinner is Served. YUMMY! Ain’t nothing Better than Maggots Feasting on a Cold Dead Heart… Unless it’s Jewelry! For this Handmade Zombie Heart is a Great Way to Scare the Day. An Unpleasant Morbid Bloody Anatomical Heart…
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Zombie Biter Bottle Opener
NOM NOM NOM! It’s a Zombie. It’s Hungry. It wants a Bite of your Brew. For it’s a Fun Loving Zombie Bottle Opener, that will Liven up (Or Undead up) the Kitchen, Den, or Pantry. HA! Nail this Zombie…
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