Zombie’s Guide to Eating the Living
This Unauthorized Parody Prop Book is the Perfect Addition to your Zombie Costume and Decorations… A full 8.5×11 inches, it’s Highly Visible when you Carry it, DEVOUR it… Because this book is actually filled with Page after Page of Valuable Zombie Advice. Like: Ragha ragghh brrrrr. Grrrrrrr. Eeeeee ha, ha. Grrrrah, raaaahrg, grah. Grraaaah. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Great Advice. Don’t be caught Undead without it!
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Creepy Zombie Pilgrim Dolls
Oh… THIS is what started Thanksgiving… ZOMBIES! Zombie Pilgrims that are Creepy as hell… Frightening Dolls, dressed as Pilgrims, Perfect for your Thanksgiving Table. Just look at those Evil Eyes… It’ll make everyone give Thanks they’re still alive. Right?…
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Leather Zombie Gun Holster
Creepy, Crawly, Sick and Bloody… Can’t get much better than that. Especially with this Hand Painted Custom Gun Holster… WOW! It’s a Zombie Delight, and the Ideal thing to hold your Gun when you’re running from the Undead. Made…
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Men’s T-Shirt Ripped Zombie
Bring on the Scares with this Crazy Bloody T-Shirt. It’s a Zombie T-Shirt that will make everyone Scream with Laughter. Vivid Shirt, made out of 100% Polyester will fit your Man like Brains fit a Zombie’s Mouth. Looking like…
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Black Zombie Hands Earrings
“Rawrrrrrrr!” It’s Zombie Hands, Dangling, Dead, and Ideal for Undead Fans. Whether it be The Walking Dead, iZombie, Fear the Walking Dead, Z Nation or any of the other Not Dead Yet Zombie Movies, it’s Creepy Fun that’s right…
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Large Juicy Zombie Bite
“Hey Doc, can you look at my Shoulder, I have this Massive Pain…” HA! This Prosthetic looks SO REAL! Scary Real! Like a Zombie Really did take a Huge Bite out of your Flesh… AWESOME! Kick Ass Cool High…
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Zombie Goldfish Book
LMAO! It’s the “My Big Fat Zombie Goldfish” Book Series that’s just too Funny! Tom’s Big Brother decides to become an Evil Scientist, and his First Experiment involves Dunking Frankie the Goldfish into Toxic Green Gunk! HA! One Zap…
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Grow A Zombie
That’s exactly what I want… A Zombie that Grows 600%… Like a Zombie isn’t Bad enough by itself, let alone a BIG one! HA! Well, this Zombie does just that. IT GROWS Mucho Grande! Submerge in Water and Watch…
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Munchkin Zombies Board Game
Well, just the sound of this makes me want to buy it… It’s Munchkin’s AND Zombies… What’s not to Love? It’s a New Take on the Sickest, Silliest Munchkin Game ever… (They have Playing Cards here… and even a…
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