Zombies Sock Monkey
LOL, oh boy, it’s Monkeys, Twins, Joined at Birth… The Yarn Birth! HA! Yarn Zombies that are Highly Collectible… And Scary. With a Broken Heart, Split Brains, and an Eyeball Dangling Down, what’s not to LOVE? It’s such a Cute Toy for You, and your Undead Friend! Something to Hug and Squeeze at Night, when the Zombie Horde is Chewing at your Head. Sweet Dreams, you little Cheeky Monkey!
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Afterlife with Archie
If you’ve never looking into the Afterlife with Archie Comic Book Series, you SHOULD! It’s Bloody Good Fun! And this particular book: Escape from Riverdale, is about a Dog “Hot Dog”, who is killed and buried, and Sabrina, the…
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Zombie Cajun Hot Sauce
Zombie Cajun Hot Sauce is a Louisiana Style Hot Sauce made from Cayenne Peppers. It is more Flavorful than most Louisiana Style Sauces, and is Exceptionally High Quality Aged Pepper Mash. It doesn’t Bring the Heat, Rating about 5…
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Zombie Box Turkey Call
It’s Thanksgiving… So if you’re a Turkey short… You’ll probably need a Dead Turkey Call Box… A Squawker that Sounds like a Turkey, and makes the Turkeys come. Kind of like when the Dinner Bell Rings and Aunt Martha…
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Zombie Ass Toilet of the Dead DVD
Wracked with Guilt over the Suicide of her Sister, who was Tormented by High School Bullies, Young Karate Student Megumi accompanies Friends on a Trip into the Woods. Attacked by a Crowd of Poop-Covered Undead who emerge from an…
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Zombie Arm Stump
LMAO! Oh nothing looks better sticking out of your Sleeve, than a Zombie Arm Stump. HA! A Clever Costume Accessory that slips over your Hand and Instantly turns your Limb into The Walking Dead. Green, Gory, Bloody and Bony,…
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Screaming Zombie Cookie Cutter
I Scream, You Scream, We all Scream for ZOMBIES! Especially when they’re Chasing us and all we have are Cookies. Right? Fun Undead Cookies that come from a Screaming Zombie Cookie Cutter. YUMMMMM! One Zombie Cookie Cutter Measuring 3…
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Zombie Eating Cupcake Skateboard Deck
Talk about Personality… Mixing Comedy with “Meme-Like” Horror… I Love it! It’s a Skateboard Deck Featuring a Wonderful Cartoon Zombie (That Hair!), Green and Ghastly, Chewing on a Pink Frosted Cupcake (With a Cherry on Top)… And the Colorful…
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Zombie Summoner
Raise the Dead with this Staff. It’s a Handmade Wooden Pole with an Evil Skull. And what it does is Beyond this World: It Summons Zombies. A Zombie Summoner that’s so Cool, so Badass, you’ll have to Buy it…
