Zombies Sock Monkey
LOL, oh boy, it’s Monkeys, Twins, Joined at Birth… The Yarn Birth! HA! Yarn Zombies that are Highly Collectible… And Scary. With a Broken Heart, Split Brains, and an Eyeball Dangling Down, what’s not to LOVE? It’s such a Cute Toy for You, and your Undead Friend! Something to Hug and Squeeze at Night, when the Zombie Horde is Chewing at your Head. Sweet Dreams, you little Cheeky Monkey!
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Scary Dead Rotting Zombie Teeth
All we need is a Dentist. Right? One to Kill and Bite and Rip their Neck out? Eh? And with these Hideous Zombie Teeth, that may just happen… Just in time for Halloween, slap these Ugly Suckers in your…
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How To Speak Zombie
In a World Overtaken by Zombies, the only Hope for Survival is Learning the Language of the Undead. This Book Demonstrates how to Blend in and Avoid being Eaten while carrying on with everyday Activities like Ordering a Latte,…
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Zombie Cheek Decay Makeup
Oh WOW, you’re so CHEEKY! And with this Creepy, Undead Makeup, everyone can be Grinning, Drooling, and Screaming, even with their Mouth’s Closed. For it’s Zombie Decay Cheek Makeup, featuring Gory Teeth, Bloody Gums, jutting out of the Side…
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Zombie Bunny Lollipops
Four Undead Rabbits for you to LICK! HA! The Zombie Bunny Lollipops have come back to get the Living! They Taste like Delicious Cotton Candy, and look like Zombies Splattered with Blood! SWEET! They don’t Taste like Dead Things,…
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Dead Days Box Set
I LOVE these Books! I first started Reading this Series of Books back in September (I picked up the FREE Kindle Version First to see if I like it), and I LOVED IT! I’m STILL Reading this Series (On…
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Zombie Obama Mask
LMAO! It’s the Barack Obama Zombie, or affectionately called “Zombama” HA! What a Funny Parody Mask this is. I can only imagine wearing it at the next Gala… LOL This Mask, which looks like Obama got Bit and turned…
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Severed Fingers
Gnarly! Lay these Delicious Looking H’orderves around the House and it’ll look like a Trail of Breadcrumbs for Zombies! Realistic Fingers that are Bony, Bloody, and Scary as Hell. Made of Latex, Cut directly off a Zombie, each Finger…
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Objects in Mirror Zombie Decal
HA HA! This Zombie Vehicle Decal is 4″ X 1/2″ and Sticks right onto your Side Mirror. It reads: OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE ZOMBIES, along with a Few Zombies Rambling about. What FUN is this? Great Gift for the…
