100+ Zombie Jokes for Kids

August 25, 2016

Are you looking for a Fun Book to keep the Kids Entertained? Well, this Book is Excellent for Early and Beginning Readers! For Laughing has been proven to have Positive Mental and Physical Effects on the Body! And hey… ZOMBIES! Clean Jokes like: Q: What did the zombie say before the fight? A: Do you want a piece of me!? Funny and Hilarious for all Ages, Teens, and Adults. You’ll Laugh your Leg off!

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  • Zombie Eye Pinata

    LMAO! I Really Adore this Awesome Piñata. It’s a Big Green Zombie Eye that has a Bright Yellow Bloodshot Pupil and Dangling Bloody Optic Nerves. YIKES! What FUN it would be for a Party and Kids trying to POP…

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  • Zombie Cupcake Kit

    HA! The Cupcakes are Biting Back! This is a Zombie Cupcake Kit that Includes a Hardcover Book (with 25 Recipes), a Tombstone Cookie Cutter, Moulds and Two Sculpting Tools. These YUMMY Cupcakes will be Weird, Ugly and Grotesque. Just…

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  • Zombie Morphsuit Costume

    What a Crazy Costume… Talk about a Nightmare. It’s a One-Piece Morphsuit that’s made out of Polyester and Elastane… and it will put the Fright in Halloween. Looking like a Stitched Dead Body (Frankenstein), it’s a Weird Mixture of…

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  • Sock Monkey Zombie Costume

    LMAO! Well if this isn’t the BEST Costume for your Child! HA! It’s a Sock Monkey that’s a ZOMBIE! Freaky Sock Monkey with Pointy Teeth and a Bloody Body, talk about SCARY! Costume Includes: Jumpsuit, Velcro Closure, Detachable Tail,…

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  • Grow A Zombie

    That’s exactly what I want… A Zombie that Grows 600%… Like a Zombie isn’t Bad enough by itself, let alone a BIG one! HA! Well, this Zombie does just that. IT GROWS Mucho Grande! Submerge in Water and Watch…

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  • Zombie Dead Eye Necklace

    Talk about Third Eye Blind… Sheesh. It’s a Zombie Dead Eye Pendant that’ll Freak everyone out. Featuring a Gory, Gruesome, Realistic Zombie Eyeball that’s Sealed in a Crazy Creepy Eye-Bulging Pendant. YIKES. Handmade out of Genuine Leather and a…

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  • Zombie Aftermath Mouse Pad

    I love running Zombies over with my Mouse… Flattens em to a pulp! And now, you can enjoy a Zombie Filled Day with this Zombie Aftermath Mouse Pad as well… 1/4″ Thick, measuring 7.75″ x 9.25″, this Pad is…

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  • Derp Halloween Zombie Mask

    Okay, this Costume Cracks me up… It really does look like the Derp Meme… Just look at that Zombie Face. HA! It’s a Halloween Zombie Mask that fits only Half a Head. Slid it over your Noggin (Keeps your…

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