100+ Zombie Jokes for Kids
Are you looking for a Fun Book to keep the Kids Entertained? Well, this Book is Excellent for Early and Beginning Readers! For Laughing has been proven to have Positive Mental and Physical Effects on the Body! And hey… ZOMBIES! Clean Jokes like: Q: What did the zombie say before the fight? A: Do you want a piece of me!? Funny and Hilarious for all Ages, Teens, and Adults. You’ll Laugh your Leg off!
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Zombie Rising From The Grave Lamp
Yikes, don’t Touch that Desk Lamp… For it’s a Frightening Zombie that’s IDEAL for any Zombie Loving Fan. A Creepy, Crawly Zombie that’s rising up out of the Grave, reaching for your Flesh, Bones and Brains. Fun Lamp that’s…
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Train To Busan
Holy Crap! I just watched this movie for the first time last night… And LOVED it! Some of the photography and imagery is the best I’ve ever seen. Subtitled, sure, but it’s not hard to read a zombie’s cry!…
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Zombie Welding Helmet
What could be more Fun in a Zombie Apocalypse then a Blow Torch and a Helmet? NOTHING! Especially if that Helmet is a Welder’s Helmet with Kick-Ass Zombies Painted on it. A Viking 3350 Welding Helmet with the New,…
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Walking Dead Severed Ear Coin Purse
Beautiful… A Coin Purse any Undead Fan would DIE for… A Coin Purse that Resembles a Severed Ear (Thanks Darly). It’s a Walking Dead Officially Licensed AMC Coin Purse Measuring 4″ x 2.5″, with a Strap and a Zipper……
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Zombies Campfire Winter Scarf
…and then he said “BOOM HEADSHOT!” Nice. Real Nice. It’s a Zombie Winter Scarf like no others; White, Filled with Zombies tellings Stories around a Campfire, and FUN! With Hilarious Graphics, this Undead Neck Warmer will be the Ideal…
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Zombie Foot Shoe Covers
HA! Look like a Zombie Everyday with these Fun Bloody Shoe Covers that look just like Real Zombie’s Feet! Gnarly! These Covers slip on over your own Shoes and transforms your Attire into DIRE! It’s the Ten Second Disguise…
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Stalking Dead Illuminated Village
The Living Dead in this Village are just Dying to Meet and Eat you! Welcome to the Stalking Dead County Village Collection, a First-Ever of-its-kind Exclusively from Bradford Exchange. Each Delightfully Decrepit Building and Decomposing Zombie Figurine in this…
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Zombie Straight Razor
The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that…
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