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Zombie Summoner
Raise the Dead with this Staff. It’s a Handmade Wooden Pole with an Evil Skull. And what it does is Beyond this World: It Summons Zombies. A Zombie Summoner that’s so Cool, so Badass, you’ll have to Buy it…
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The Walking Dead Apron
I LOVE this… Picture wearing this Apron at your next Zombie Barbecue. HA! INSANE! Looking just like the Torso of a Walker from The Walking Dead, this Gory Apron will make everyone think twice about Eating your Meat! :)…
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Hatchet Head Zombie Mug
Well… Looks like this Zombie is Toast! Toasted Amaretto Flavored Coffee that is! HA! It’s a Coffee Mug that looks just like a Zombie with a Hatchet in it’s Head! Poor thing! One BULGING Bloody Eye, a Huge Mouth…
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Zombie Moustache With Teeth
This Mustache reminds me of Hulk Hogan… Not to be Confused with the “Fu Manchu Moustache” or “Handlebar Moustache”. This is the “Horseshoe Mustache”, and it comes with TEETH! Yeah Buddy! Gray Hair wrapping around some Gnarly, Distinguishing Teeth,…
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Zombies Sock Monkey
LOL, oh boy, it’s Monkeys, Twins, Joined at Birth… The Yarn Birth! HA! Yarn Zombies that are Highly Collectible… And Scary. With a Broken Heart, Split Brains, and an Eyeball Dangling Down, what’s not to LOVE? It’s such a…
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Zombie Farts Soap
Oh to Smell like a Fart… If only! Well, hold your Noses, because now you can with this Fun, Gag Gift. It’s All Natural Soap with the Hilarious Label: Zombie Farts! It’s a Perfect Gift for the Zombie Lover……
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Zombies Ate My Brain! Coffee Mug
LOL! If this isn’t the Truth. Especially in the Mornings. On Monday. Right? A Great Gift for the Zombie Fan, it’s a Ceramic Coffee Mug (or Tea, if that’s your Drink), with a Green Zombie on the side (A…
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Zombie Dad Car Decal
Oh Dad… Got Bit! Now he’s a Zombie… Such is Life (and Death)! So Celebrate Dad and Father’s Day with this Hilarious Zombie Dad Car Decal. 5″ x 3″ Decal that will Slap on your Vehicle’s Window (or any…