Edible Zombie Fingers
SICK! Can you pass me another Phalange? This Fingernail’s stuck in my Tooth… YIKES! AND YUMMY! For it’s Zombie Fingers, looking Oh-So-Realistic… That’s actually Edible FOOD! Can you imagine? YES! They’re Perfect for your Next Party or Dig… Almonds, Sugar, Almond Paste, Marzipan, Cocoa Powder, and Blood… Okay, maybe not the Blood, “Aw Shucks!” 7 Assorted, Handcrafted Fingers… Finger Food… Delight!
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Negan Walking Dead Bat Pen
Batter Up… It’s the Perfect Gift for The Walking Dead Fans! For it’s Negan’s Trusty Bat, Lucille… AS A PEN! What’s that phrase, “words are stronger than weapons”… Yeah… These Pens, and you get TWO, are shaped just like…
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Zombie Straight Razor
The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that…
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Zombie Bicycle Playing Cards
This Cool Bicycle Brand Zombie Deck Features a Distinctive Zombie Design that’s Unique and Terrifying! Both a Traditional Deck AND a Delightfully Spooky Set of Survival Tips in Case of a Zombie Attack, the Royals and Jokers have Joined…
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Zombie Frapp Enamel Pin
LOL If only Zombies thought about Starbucks Frappuccinos, I wouldn’t have to Worry about Tripping you. Right? A Great “Starbucks Loving” Zombie Fool, Featuring a Green Zombie (Missing Tooth, Lazy Eyes, Outstretched Arms) Searching, Roaming, Dreaming about that Ice…
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If I Were A Zombie T-Shirt
Awww… Now that’s true love! A hilarious T-Shirt with a Big Red Dripping Heart that reads: “If I Were A Zombie, I’d Eat You The Most!” HA! I love it… I’d love it more if you’d die though… :)…
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Walking Dead Buckle-Down Keychain
These Key-Chains are SOOOOO COOL! It’s a Buckle-Down Keychain that hooks onto your Belt Loop. Then your Keys can actually be Detached by Simply Pushing the Buckle (like a Vehicle Safety Belt). It’s Simple, Fun, and hey, WALKING DEAD!…
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Milfs Vs. Zombies Prime Video
OMG… A Group of Moms (MILFS) Enjoy a Night Out are Forced to Fight for their Lives when their Quiet Town is Overrun by a Ravenous Horde of Flesh Eating Corpses. Will they be able to meet up with…
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Zombie Hands Heart Board Shorts
Well, this will get everyone to Stare at your Heart on… your Shorts! Yeah! It’s Board Shorts that Feature Green Zombie Hands, Forming a Heart over your Bloody Package. NICE! Quick Dry Men’s Shorts with 2 Pockets and No…
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