Green Zombie Glass Pipe
Oh man, this is a Peace Pipe, right? HA! Well with this Fun Zombie Faced Pipe, you can Smoke whatever you like… For if the Dead are coming, it may be the Funnest Time you’ll ever have left. Handmade from Borosilicate Glass, it Features a Crazy looking Zombie, Glow in the Dark Teeth, and a little bit of Slime in the Nose… But, when you’re High as a Kite, that’s just how it Goes… Bros! :)
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Zombie Luggage Tags
Zombies in the Airport… The Most Beautiful Thing Ever… Boarding a Flight, Spreading around the Globe… But their Luggage, Sigh, Left Behind at Lost and Found. They should have used Luggage Tags! Undead Tags like these Fun Loving Colorful…
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501 Things to do with a Zombie
LMAO! This Book’s a Riot! It’s the 501 Things to do with a Zombie… Here’s some Examples: Ride a Bicycle Built for Two, Sing Campfire Songs, Thumb Wrestle, Go to iHop, Grow a Chia Pet, Speed Walk, Have a…
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Piggyback Zombie Costume
LMFAO! This Costume Cracks me up… A Zombie Costume that will take Halloween to the Next Level. Featuring a Piggyback Costume, where you Ride on the Zombie’s Shoulders… The Undead, Carrying you to your next Trick or Treat… Hilarious…
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Zombie Cornhole Game
AWESOME! This is the Cornhole Bean Bag Toss Game for ZOMBIE Fans! It’s a Set of 2 Boards with Folding Legs, a complete Bag Set (8 Bags), and a FREE String Pack to Carry the Bean Bags in. Comes…
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Infected Adult Mask
HOLY CRAP-O-LY! I don’t think I’ve ever seen a terrifying zombie mask! This bad boy is SICK! An infected undead mask that’s frightening, bloody, veiny… Full of long gross teeth, solid black eyes, and splattered with brain juice. Not…
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Zombie Eye Patch
Oh Such Fun. “You’ll Shoot your Eye Out!” Just think of all the Walking Dead Jokes you could tell with this Eye Patch. Such a Quick and Easy Costume, just Strap-on and GO! It’s a Morbid Bloody Dangling Eye…
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Zombie Kill Headbands
Oh Boy… Lesson learned. Do Not Run with Scissors… Or a Saw, or an Axe, or a Cleaver… For those Suckers HURT! Not that it matters much, for you’re a Walking Dead and the only thing on your mind,…
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Zombie Stress Toy
“There’s no place like home, there’s no place like home…” That’s me, in the Zombie Apocalypse Squeezing the Hell out of this Stress Toy. A Fun Toy meant for Relieving Stress and Anxiety; all you do is Squeeze it….
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