Zombie Jesus Flask
LMAO! I’ll Drink to that! “Jesus Died for your Sins. Now he’s Back for your Brains!” HA! Wrong, Cool and Creepy, this Flask features Jesus as you’ve never seen him before… As a Bloody Zombie!… SWEET! Brushed Stainless Steel 6oz Hip Flasks make a Unique and Stylish Gift for any Occasion. Durable, Water Resistant, and Fade Resistant, PLUS, you can even get it Personalized! COOL BEANS!
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Zombie Aftermath Mouse Pad
I love running Zombies over with my Mouse… Flattens em to a pulp! And now, you can enjoy a Zombie Filled Day with this Zombie Aftermath Mouse Pad as well… 1/4″ Thick, measuring 7.75″ x 9.25″, this Pad is…
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Mens Zombie Shoes
LOL, this is SO TRUE! Every time you see a Zombie in a Zombie Movie, they’re always wearing shoes like these… WHO Wears these Shoes? Oh yeah, ZOMBIES! HA! These Cool, Classy, Stitched Shoes are Black, Gray, and Red…
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Dead Turkey Hunter Targets
You’ll feel like Elmer Fudd this Thanksgiving when you go Turkey Hunting… Or in this case… ZOMBIE TURKEYS! HA! For it’s Hunter Targets that look just like Walking Dead Turkeys. Green Slime, Milky Eyes, it’s the Perfect thing to…
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Negan’s Girl Pendant
Negan Negan Negan… Is he gonna kill Rick? Or is Rick going to Sacrifice himself for the Greater Good? I’m hoping he just Wanders off Alone and Disappears… But no matter, Negan is still going to be Pulling Strings…
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Zombie Jesus and the Easter Bunny
Well okay, lol, it’s Easter, it’s all about the RISING, the Bunny and the Candy, right? And with this Book, that may be Accurate indeed. For it’s Zombie Jesus and the Easter Bunny (free on Kindle Unlimited), A Satirical…
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Cockneys Vs Zombies Blu-Ray
When some Old-Timers are at Risk of losing their Home to Developers, a group of young, inept Criminals decide to take matters into their own hands. The only thing standing in their way? A Zombie Outbreak in London! Now,…
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So Now You’re a Zombie Handbook
HA! There is more to Undeath than Shambling around in Search of Brains to Eat… but not much more, according to this Detailed look at the New Zombie Lifestyle. Filled with Deadpan Tips on how to Succeed in the…
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Zombeavers Blu-Ray
WTF? HA! Zombeavers is an Action-Packed Horror/Comedy Film in which a Group of College Kids staying at a Riverside Cabin are Menaced by a Swarm of Deadly Zombie Beavers! WOW! A Weekend of Sex and Debauchery soon turns Gruesome…
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