Severed Zombie Woman’s Head
I keep calling her and calling her and she never comes… And with this Creepy Woman’s Head, she never will! A Frightening Realistic Zombie Head, with Black Stringy Hair, Sunken Cheeks, Bloodshot Eyes and Teeth… Makes for one FUN Scary Prop! Use it for Halloween, a Monster Bash, your next Walking Dead Party… For this Fantastic Piece of Meat is just what the Undead Ordered! 9″ Plastic Head with Attached Hair (making it 16″ long) is Perfect for any Zombie Fan (Living or Dead)!
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Obama Zombie Capitalism T-Shirt
LMAO! This T-Shirt is too FUNNY! It Features the Zombie Face of Obama and the words “Zombie Capitalism” underneath. Talk about Scary! This T-Shirt is Comfortable, Casual and Loose-Fitting. It’s a Heavyweight Shirt that will Quickly become one of…
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Zombie Slayer Dog Bandana
LOL! My Yorkie needs this… It’s a Dog Bandana that Reads “ZOMBIE SLAYER”… It’s so True! Bella would Bite their Ankles and Yap Yap Yap until their Brains fell out. HA! And this Funny Bandana is Black, with Bold…
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Christmas Zombie Elf on a Shelf
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! It’s Elf on a Shelf, that Naughty No-Good Elf, being worse than ever, for this Elf is DEAD. Undead. A Zombie Elf that’s Hilarious, Mean, and Looking for Brains. It’s Zombie Elf, with Yellow-Blood-Shot Eyes, covered with Blood,…
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Zombie Crochet Beanie Hat
Warm up those brains with a fun zombie hat! Crochet beanie made for fun with hair, bulging eyes, teeth and a nose. Great gift for any zombie lovers. Hat is handmade, and can be ordered for kids or adults…
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Cheesy B Zombie Book
Just the name is enough for me to buy it… Cheesy B Movies? Isn’t that the entire Zombie Universe? HA! With this Fun Book, a Camper is missing after a Strange Encounter with a Homeless Guy down by the…
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Zombie Box Turkey Call
It’s Thanksgiving… So if you’re a Turkey short… You’ll probably need a Dead Turkey Call Box… A Squawker that Sounds like a Turkey, and makes the Turkeys come. Kind of like when the Dinner Bell Rings and Aunt Martha…
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Zombie Sock Puppet
Lamb Chop isn’t looking too Good! HA! This Sock Puppet is not your Normal Sock Puppet for Sure! It’s a Zombie Sock Puppet that’s Green, Hairy, and very, very Bloody! Your Two-Year Old will LOVE this! BAh ahahahahaha! This…
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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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