LOL! This is Pat the Zombie: A Cruel (Adult) Spoof, and it’s a Macabre Mash-Up of the Children’s Classic “Pat the Bunny” and the Present-Day Zombie Phenomenon, with the Tactile Features of the Original Book Revoltingly Re-Imagined for an…

The Brain Eater’s Bible is a field manual and manifesto of The Zombie Survival Guide―for the reanimated dead. “What is wrong with me?!” That’s what you’re thinking, isn’t it? You woke up in a drainage ditch covered with skin…

Batter up… It’s the one and only Bat you’ll ever want (to miss your head). A Signed and Autographed Lucille Bat (Just like on The Walking Dead), Signed by no other than Jeffrey Dean Morgan himself. Negan. Awesome. Lucille….

Decorate any Magnetic Surface with this Awesome Dress-Up Magnet Set. Measuring Approximately 7″ x 10″, you simply Remove the Magnet Pieces and Mix and Match them to Create a Fun and Hilarious Effect. Strong, Full-Sheet, is Flexible, made of…

Nice…. If you’re gonna be eaten by Zombies, you may as well go out in Style. Especially if you’re on the Beach wearing this Sporty Bikini. It’s a Zombie Outbreak Swimsuit that’s a Two-Piece Eye-Catcher. Made from 83% Nylon…

If you’re going to Bash your Fist through a Zombie’s Head, better wear this Ring. It’s Metal. It’ll Pulverize those Brains! Plus, a little RED might make this Ring look Cooler. Even though it’s Cool enough. A Skull, Adorned…

LMAO! The Apocalypse wouldn’t be the same without some Undead Unicorns Roaming around. Made from a Horse Model and Sculpted with Different Levels of Decay, this Unique and Custom Unicorn Zombie Prop is made out of Epoxy, Plastic, Paint,…

Okay, this cracks me up. It’s a handmade pendant that reads: Zombie Proof Your Home Adopt a Cat! Now that’s funny. And true. Can you imagine a walker trying to break down the door… you cat would go nuts;…