Zombie Farts Soap
Oh to Smell like a Fart… If only! Well, hold your Noses, because now you can with this Fun, Gag Gift. It’s All Natural Soap with the Hilarious Label: Zombie Farts! It’s a Perfect Gift for the Zombie Lover… Suds up, because this Soap, made of Argan Oil, Sunflower Oil, Calendula Extract, Aloe Leaf Extract, Glycerin, and Fragrance is just what your Rotten Ass needs!
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Zombie Buns Hotshort Underwear
LMAO! Whelp, this is a Take on Brains… Because when the Blood is Flowing, the only thing on a Zombie’s Mind is BUUUUUUUUNS! HA! Hotshort Underwear that are Sexy and Fun. Featuring Zombie Handprints, grabbing those Buns, and Green…
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Pat The Zombie Book
LOL! This is Pat the Zombie: A Cruel (Adult) Spoof, and it’s a Macabre Mash-Up of the Children’s Classic “Pat the Bunny” and the Present-Day Zombie Phenomenon, with the Tactile Features of the Original Book Revoltingly Re-Imagined for an…
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Glow in the Dark Zombie Action Figures
Turn Off the Lights and Get Eaten ALIVE!!!! For it’s Zombies, Tons of them, Invading your Home, Office, Locker, Head… Fun Plastic Action Figures that come in a Tube filled with Zombies, Pets, Humans and Tombstones. 100 Pieces in…
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Lucille is Thirsty Cufflinks
Lucille is real, real Thirsty, and it’s about to get a Drink. For The Walking Dead is coming back on soon (weeks), and it’s going to be one Hell of a Bloody Bath War. Better Strap in, Grab some…
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A Creepy Zombies Coloring Book
Grab your Colored Pencils for it’s time to Color some BRAINS!!!!! Brains, Blood, Infected Eye Balls, Green Zombies, Guts, Weapons, Horrifying, Detailed, and Hilarious! Line Drawings of the Zombie Apocalypse that are a SCREAM to fill in. A FUN…
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Zombie Head Earrings
“RAWRRRR!” “RAWRRRR!” That’s Double “RAWRRRRS!” for Double Zombies. One Head on Each Earlobe… Munching Away at your Brains. “CHOMP! CHOMP!” Great Earrings, Perfect for the Undead Fan… Zombie Heads, Made of Plastic, Painted with Lots and Lots of BLOOD……
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The Walking Dead Memory Locket
SWEET! It’s a Keychain or a Locket, for this Floating Charm Holder is Walking Dead Indeed! Featuring Charms from The Walking Dead Universe; Rick’s Hat, Rick Grime’s Pistol, Daryl’s Bow, Daryl’s Vest Wings, Glass Charm of Rick, Glass Zombie…
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Zombie Gnomes Bye Bye Birdie
This Pink Flamingo Lawn Ornament has seen better days… Because Zombie Gnomes (Nose-less Ned, Greedy Gary, and Bartolomeu) are Ripping it to Shreds! Featuring a Zombie Decoration Handmade out of Weather and Mold Resistant Paint, Sealer, and Cement Blend,…
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