Zombie Christmas Carols
ZOMBIES! Christmas Carols? HA! “Fresh Brains Roasting on an Open Fire…” Yes, Christmas is on its way, and all the Little Boys and Ghouls are Dreaming of Stockings Filled with Candied Eyes and Bleeding Body Parts. Right? “I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus”, “Deck the Halls with Parts of Wally”, and “We Three Spleens” is Guaranteed to Lift the Spirits of the Lumbering, Shuffling Undead, as well as You Too! CHEW!
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Zombie Baby Backpack
I always thought the BEST thing to Stuff a Dead Baby with was Celery, Onion, Carrots, Sage, and Parsley, but apparently it’s Books, Phones, Pencils and Nasty Tennis Shoes. Because this Back Pack is a Zombie Baby Backpack that’s…
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Zombie Platform Pumps
Synthetic, Vegan, and Bloody… Nothing better to Slip your Dead Tired Feet in than a Pink Pair of Pumps, with Gory Zombies, Eyeballs, Guts, Brains, and Teeth. Perfect for a Night out on the Town, or Sneaking around the…
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Zombie Hood With Zipper Mouth
Well this Solves the Whole Zombie Apocalypse! Right? A Leather Zombie Hood that you Slide over the Zombie’s Head… Keeps them from Biting and Chewing on you. How Awesome and Clever! And CREEPY! A Black Leather Hood with Eye…
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Zombie Ring Dish
“Ringggggggssssss!” That’s the New Phrase for this Rambling Zombie. A Fun, Zombie Ring Dish that will Hold your Rings “Til Death Do You Part”. Creepy, Crawly Undead, Standing in a Dish of Blood Red Hand Print, waiting Desperately for…
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Zombie Torso T-Shirt
Are you ready for the Zombie Apocalypse? Blend in with the Walkers in this New, Torso Body Print Sublimated T-Shirt! You’re gonna LOVE slipping this Super Soft Tee on, you’ll instantly Fall in Love! Printed on Cotton, this Bloody…
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Breakout Zombie Wall Decor
Decorating for a Zombie Party, Having Fun at the Office, Setting up a Haunted House? Well, this Zombie Breakout Wall Decor is just what you need. It’s a Hanging Wall Piece that appears as if a Creepy, Bloody, Undead,…
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Bloody Mouth Earring
What a Crazy Cool Earring (Single Earring Affectionately Called “I Brushed My Teeth!”) It’s a Bloody Mouth Zombie Head Earring! So Gory, so Different, so Scary! I LOVE IT! You’ll NEVER see another Earring like this again, that’s for…
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3 Zombie Pathway Markers
Nice, real nice… Zombies showing you the path. YIKES! Fun Loving Undead Heads that are Perfect for your Landscape or Driveway. Light up the way with these 3 Zombies that are Scary, Frightening, but Motion Activated as well. When…
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