Zombie Christmas Carols
ZOMBIES! Christmas Carols? HA! “Fresh Brains Roasting on an Open Fire…” Yes, Christmas is on its way, and all the Little Boys and Ghouls are Dreaming of Stockings Filled with Candied Eyes and Bleeding Body Parts. Right? “I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus”, “Deck the Halls with Parts of Wally”, and “We Three Spleens” is Guaranteed to Lift the Spirits of the Lumbering, Shuffling Undead, as well as You Too! CHEW!
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Animal Zombie Stickers
Zombie Dogs, Birds, Cats, and Rabbits… Sounds Fun to me. Especially when you can attach them to anything, or anyone. With Funny Faces, Colorful Bodies, Bulging Eyes and Skulls, you’ll Stick these Suckers EVERYWHERE! With 14 Stickers in all,…
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Walking Dead Survival Gift Basket
Looking for a Nice Gift Basket to give some Undead Fan? Well this Walking Dead Survival Basket, is just what the Doctor ordered. Full of Fun Survival Goodies like: A 7 Strand Paracord Bracelet with Fire Starter, Fire Scraper…
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Even Zombies Wash their Hands
Well… This is the time, more than ever, to wash up; dead or not. And this sign, bathroom decor, is just the friendly reminder to everyone; including kids, adults, and yes, zombies, to wash their hands. Grim, green, and…
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Zombie Boxer Briefs
Nothing like pulling down your pants and seeing a one-eyed fright! It’s zombie boxer briefs that are bloody good fun. A crazy, creepy green zombie, with one eye, jumping from your groin. Surrounded by a horde of meat eating…
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Heartless Standing Zombie Prop
Oh man, this Prop KILLS me… It’s Freaky Cool and it’ll Scare the Crap outta your Roommate or Girlfriend… Put this in the Bathroom and wait for the Screams! For this Prop is an Ugly Zombie Prop, totally Dripping…
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Walking Dead All Infected T-Shirt
SICCCCC! It’s the Creepiest, Coolest T-Shirt you’ll ever wear. The Walking Dead’s ALL INFECTED T-Shirt that’s Ripped, Bloody, and Adorned with Flesh and Bones. AWESOME! Exclusive from AMC’s critically acclaimed TV Series The Walking Dead, this T is Black,…
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Zombie Adjustable Dog Collar
Dogs love Dead Things too! Especially when it comes to Fun Zombies and Saving Mankind… So this Zombie Dog Collar, is just what your Zombie Hunting Pooch needs. Lightweight and Sturdy, this Fabric Collar Reads “ZOMBIE”, and comes in…
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Transparent Bloody Zombie Mask
These things Freak me out… Transparent Masks that Distort your Facial Features, Making this Horror Attire even more Bizarre and Frightening. It’s a Bloody Zombie Mask, made out of Transparent Plastic, with Holes for the Eyes and Mouth. One…
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