Zombie Christmas Carols
ZOMBIES! Christmas Carols? HA! “Fresh Brains Roasting on an Open Fire…” Yes, Christmas is on its way, and all the Little Boys and Ghouls are Dreaming of Stockings Filled with Candied Eyes and Bleeding Body Parts. Right? “I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus”, “Deck the Halls with Parts of Wally”, and “We Three Spleens” is Guaranteed to Lift the Spirits of the Lumbering, Shuffling Undead, as well as You Too! CHEW!
via Amazon #Ad
-
Zombies At Christmas Blu-Ray
LOL… Remember that year when Aunt Gertrude fell asleep at the Dinning Room Table and everyone thought she was Dead? Ha… She was a ZOMBIE!!!! And this Christmas, Everyone’s a Zombie. For this Insane Blu-Ray Movie, titled “Zombies at…
-
Zombies Floating Foam Keychain
You know that feeling… Floating in the Water, Surrounded by Zombies, Unable to Start the Boat because your Keys Sank to the Bottom… Sigh! Should have bought a Floating Keychain, just like this Fun Green Zombie Keychain here. It…
-
Got Zombies? Vinyl Decals
HA! My Zombie Dad ate your Dad… And Mom, and Brother… It’s the Zombie Lovers Vinyl Decals that are Perfect for your Get-away Vehicle. Let People know that you stop for NO Zombie… So get outta the way! These…
-
The Walking Dead Cookbook
LOL As seen on The Talking Dead, it’s The Walking Dead Cookbook. The Official Cookbook and Survival Guide to all things Walking Dead. Featuring Carol Peletier’s Cookies, Hershel’s Spaghetti Recipe, Carl’s Pudding and more. A Great Gift for any…
-
How To Speak Zombie
In a World Overtaken by Zombies, the only Hope for Survival is Learning the Language of the Undead. This Book Demonstrates how to Blend in and Avoid being Eaten while carrying on with everyday Activities like Ordering a Latte,…
-
Zombie Space Putty with Eyes
LMAO! Or should I say, Laughing my Eyes off… For this Very Unique Putty, is Space Putty, ZOMBIE STYLE! Featuring Green Magnetic Attractor Space Putty with Googly Eyes… And boy are they FUN! Zombie Putty comes with a Free…
-
Knit Your Own Zombie
Join the Legions of The Crafting Dead! From Traditional Living-Dead Moaners to the Hard-Partying Zombie Rock Stars and Deliciously Evil Zombie Chefs. Each one of these Creatures is Easy to Knit and Hard to Kill! Best of all, every…
-
Zombie Eat Flesh T-Shirt
Hungry for Something Different? How about a Twist to the ole Subway Logo… This Zombie T-Shirt reads: Zombie Eat Flesh, and boy is it BLOODY! You can purchase this Cool T-Shirt in Kelly Green, or Black, and it comes…
Prices could change at any time!