Zombie Christmas Carols
ZOMBIES! Christmas Carols? HA! “Fresh Brains Roasting on an Open Fire…” Yes, Christmas is on its way, and all the Little Boys and Ghouls are Dreaming of Stockings Filled with Candied Eyes and Bleeding Body Parts. Right? “I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus”, “Deck the Halls with Parts of Wally”, and “We Three Spleens” is Guaranteed to Lift the Spirits of the Lumbering, Shuffling Undead, as well as You Too! CHEW!
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Titanic Zombie Love Pic
“Near, far, wherever you are… I believe that the heart does go on.” And On. And On. In Zombieville… Land or Sea. Especially with this Hilarious “Zombie” Titanic Poster. Wonderful Hand-Drawn Artwork Featuring Jack and Rose, Undead, Posing on…
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Headless Zombie Prop
Sometimes all a Zombie wants is a little head… Right? That and some BRAINS! And with this Horrifying Animated Prop, you can have it all. Bones, Blood, Bulging Eyeballs… It’s Creepy, Frightful and Gory! So be the Life of…
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Aliens vs Zombies Prime Movie
You’re gonna need an Amazon Prime Membership for this, but man is it worth it. A Prime Movie called “Aliens vs Zombies”… An Alien Travels over Galaxies to fulfill a Lifelong Dream of visiting Earth, only to Discover that…
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Lifesize Zombie Eyeball Ring
LMAO! My Grandma, what big EYES you have… (The Better to Eat you with!) HA! It’s not only a Zombie Eyeball, but a Lifesize Eye at that. Looking so Realistic you’ll Swear it Popped right out of the Socket…
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Zombie Moustache With Teeth
This Mustache reminds me of Hulk Hogan… Not to be Confused with the “Fu Manchu Moustache” or “Handlebar Moustache”. This is the “Horseshoe Mustache”, and it comes with TEETH! Yeah Buddy! Gray Hair wrapping around some Gnarly, Distinguishing Teeth,…
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Plants vs. Zombies: Wall Decals
Transform your Empty Walls with Premium, Re-Positionable Wall Graphics… Zombie Style! Featuring Wall Decals that are Peel and Stick. Remove them and Re-Use them. Made of Durable and Versatile Self-Adhesive, Easy-to-install Woven Fabric, these Decals are Truly Superior! Amazing…
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Ask Me About my Zombie Disguise
Prepare for the Zombie Invasion with the Zombie Disguise Shirt! It’s a Fun Shirt that Reads “Ask Me About my Zombie Disguise” and once you Pop this on and you’ll Blend right in with all the other Walking Dead…they’ll…
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Brain Matter Appliance
GREAT GORY FUN! Looks like you’ve been Zombified with this Bloody Head Appliance. It looks just like your Brains are Exploding out of your Cranium! Bloody Brain Matter and Ripped Flesh makes this Appliance a KILLER! Great Make-Up Effect…
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