Zombie Christmas Carols
ZOMBIES! Christmas Carols? HA! “Fresh Brains Roasting on an Open Fire…” Yes, Christmas is on its way, and all the Little Boys and Ghouls are Dreaming of Stockings Filled with Candied Eyes and Bleeding Body Parts. Right? “I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus”, “Deck the Halls with Parts of Wally”, and “We Three Spleens” is Guaranteed to Lift the Spirits of the Lumbering, Shuffling Undead, as well as You Too! CHEW!
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Zombie-Opoly Board Game
Zombie-Opoly is a Monopoly Zombie Themed Property Trading Game that’s to Die for! Choose your Token, Shamble to RRrrrrr, and Roll the Dice. You get Sculpted Playing Tokens, Game Board, Questions, Property Deeds and Paper Money. Buy Boxes of…
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Zombie Mona Lisa Necklace
Oh Mona… A billion people stare at her every year… Don’t they know she’s Dead? As in this Very Funny and Cool Mona Lisa Zombie Pendant. A Horrible Version of Mona with White Glossy Eyes, Green Skin, Scars and…
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Eugene I Like to Watch T-Shirt
LMAO! Well that’s Creepy… It’s Awkward Eugene from The Walking Dead in the Famous Library Scene where he’s Watching Abraham and Rosita Get It On… And he gets Caught and says “I Like To Watch”…. EWWWWWWW! Too Funny! And…
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Munchkin Zombies Card Game
This Game is all about Braiiiins! It’s the Silliest Munchkin Game yet. The Players are Zombies, Kicking down Doors and Eating Brains. Ha! The “Monsters” they’re Attacking are People, some Helpless and some Hazardous, with a few Rogue Zombies…
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TWD Negan and Lucille Coffee Mug
SICK! I’ll drink to that! It’s a Negan Coffee Cup, a 15oz Mug, that’ll hold a lot of Blood. Just Sayin’. Featuring the Likeness of Negan, etched into a Beautiful Black Mug, with a Handle only a Brain Beater…
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Kill A Zombie Watch
HA! This Watch Makes me Smile and LAUGH! It’s a “How To Kill A Zombie” Watch with 3 Steps: 1) Choose your Weapon. 2) Aim for the Head. 3) Don’t Miss! HA! Ain’t that the Truth? This is a…
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Puppy Zombie Autumn Sweatshirt
The Cold is a coming… Like Dead Cold Zombies! Have some Fun this Autumn and Adorn your Dog with a Rotting Corpse. It’s a Zombie Sweatshirt, Jacket, Pull-Over Vest, that will keep your Puppy Safe and Sound. Made of…
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Zombie Pacifier Clip
Every Soft Ball of Baby needs some Zombies… Right? And with this Cute Zombie Pacifier Clip (just the Clip, not the Pacifier), your Baby can Drift off to Sweet Dreams of the Apocalypse and Blood Sucking Hordes… So Strap…
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