Zombie Christmas Carols
ZOMBIES! Christmas Carols? HA! “Fresh Brains Roasting on an Open Fire…” Yes, Christmas is on its way, and all the Little Boys and Ghouls are Dreaming of Stockings Filled with Candied Eyes and Bleeding Body Parts. Right? “I Saw Mommy Chewing Santa Claus”, “Deck the Halls with Parts of Wally”, and “We Three Spleens” is Guaranteed to Lift the Spirits of the Lumbering, Shuffling Undead, as well as You Too! CHEW!
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Zombie Road Trip Board Game
The World you know is Gone! The Dead have Risen and want your Brainssss! In this Zombie Road Trip Game, you’ll Travel though the Wasteland in Search of a Cure. Carry out Actions, Collect Ammo Tokens and Toll Passes,…
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Zombie Entrails Plush Scarf
Well this just Cracks me up… And with Cold Weather coming, it’ll keep me Toasty and Warm. Just like Hot Brains. It’s a Zombie Plush, that’s also a Scarf. You just pull the Brains out and Voila… Undead Entrails….
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Zombie Photo Stick Props
LMAO! These are FUN! Photo Sticks you Hold up when you take a Picture that Changes EVERYTHING! Zombified Style! With Gory Eye-Balls, Bloody Teeth, Hands, Brainsss, Bones and More, these Cute and Colorful Images will add much Joy to…
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Zombie Baby Doll Head Planters
Lovely. Nothing like a Baby Zombie… So Darling, So Small, So Deadly… Especially if you Plant a Venus Flytrap in its Brains… And with these Fun Planter Pot Heads, you can do just that. Zombie Baby Heads, Handcrafted, Molded…
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Zombie Black Blood Capsules
Gross everyone out with these Zombie Black Blood Capsules! Easy to use – You just Cut off the Tip of the Capsule and Bite down! Zombie Black Blood will instantly ooze out of your Mouth and down your Chin!…
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2018 Zombie Gnomes Wall Calendar
LOL Just the Title of this Calendar Cracks me up: Great for Mom, Dad, Sister, Brother, Grandparents, Grandchildren, Grandma, Gay, LGBTQ… HA! But then again, when the Zombie Apocalypse hits, no one is overlooked. :) Especially the Gnomes. And…
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Zombie Torso T-Shirt
Are you ready for the Zombie Apocalypse? Blend in with the Walkers in this New, Torso Body Print Sublimated T-Shirt! You’re gonna LOVE slipping this Super Soft Tee on, you’ll instantly Fall in Love! Printed on Cotton, this Bloody…
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Obama Zombie Capitalism T-Shirt
LMAO! This T-Shirt is too FUNNY! It Features the Zombie Face of Obama and the words “Zombie Capitalism” underneath. Talk about Scary! This T-Shirt is Comfortable, Casual and Loose-Fitting. It’s a Heavyweight Shirt that will Quickly become one of…
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