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Only Dead on the Inside Book
There are plenty of Guides out there about how to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse. All of them assume Readers are Young, Fit, and Unencumbered by Children. In that Scenario, the only Living Humans left will be Smug, Outdoorsy Millennials….
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Zombie Blood Spray
Ready for some Blood? Want some Juicy Red Guts and Brains dripping from your Mouth? Spattered all over your Clothes, the Carpet, the Bed, the Sheets??? Well, then Zombie Spray Blood (Blood in a Can) is exactly what you…
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Zombie in Love Book
Mortimer is looking for LOVE. He’s looking Everywhere! He’s Worked out at the Gym (His Arm keeps Falling off). He’s tried Ballroom Dancing Lessons (The Ladies find him a bit Stiff). He’s even been on Stalemate.com. When all Hope…
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Walking Dead Well Zombie
NICE and DISGUSTING! HA! Just the way I like it. This Zombie is from The Walking Dead Season 2. He’s the Zombie who gets trapped in a Well and Rips apart. SWEET! And, true to its form, this Zombie…
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I Weed Zombie Grinder
HA! When you LOVE Zombies, just as much as you LOVE Weed, then why not Combine them? This 2.4″ Zinc Grinder Set Features an I Weed Zombie Logo, a Space for Engraving your Name (FREE), a Scraper, and Velvet…
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Cheesy B Zombie Book
Just the name is enough for me to buy it… Cheesy B Movies? Isn’t that the entire Zombie Universe? HA! With this Fun Book, a Camper is missing after a Strange Encounter with a Homeless Guy down by the…
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Zombie Kitty Cat
“Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty…” RAWRRRRRR! It’s Fun Loving Decor for the Undead at Heart. A Zombie Cat, Perfect for the Person who Hates Cats, and LOVES Zombies. Right? MEOW! Handmade out of Resin, this Sculpture Features your Not-So-Friendly Feline….
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Green Deluxe Zombie Wig
Nice… I would wear this everyday. It’s a wig, that’s not only fun, but GREEN! Toxic green and bushy. Slip it over your head and you’ll be undead in no time. A great zombie costume accessory that’s 100% synthetic…