Zombie Bowling Pin
SICK! What a great gift. If you like bowling, or know someone who does, and are also a zombie fan, this bowling pin is for you. It’s a hand painted bowling pin, with great gory details; exposed brains, bony arms, torn clothing, and a cheek that’s rotten off. It’s the undead, ready for a strike. Painted with acrylic paint, then varnished, this pin is the ultimate spare. Lovely, glossy, and scary too. A fun present that will up your game, and your life.
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Crawling Zombie Lawn Decoration
Oh Geez… I think I had a Mild Heart Attack. Because this Creepy Ass Zombie Girl is Crawling across my Lawn. YIKES! A Frightening Zombie Prop that’ll add some Lovely Decor to your Undead Landscape. With Black Eyes, Stringy…
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Zombie Santa Claus Ornament
Nothing’s better to Decorate a Dead Tree, then with Dead Santa…. HA! It’s Santa Claus… Looking a Little Green (almost like the Grinch). But this Santa is a Zombie Santa (even he couldn’t Escape the Brain-Eating Horde). Poor St….
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Zombie Body Pillow Cover
LMAO! This Cracks me up… For all those People that have one of those Massively Long Pillows, called a Body Pillow, this is the Cover for you. A Horrible Case, 20″ x 54″ Cotton, Featuring a Bloody Zombie with…
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Zombie Valentine Day Party
What a Fun Kindle Download for Valentine’s Day… The Rancid Family wants to help mend their Friendships with their Human Friends. What better way than to Invite them to a Valentine’s Day Party? The Kids make Invitations and help…
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Zombie Art 2017 Wall Calendar
Round up the 2016 Year, the Best way you can… With a little Zombie Bite and some Blood! Because 2016 SUCKED, and 2017 is HERE… And so is the Zombie Apocalypse! Because this 2017 Wall Calendar is nothing but…
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My First Zombie Plush
HA HA! This is my kid… Hanging onto his first Zombie Plush Toy. How Sweet! With a Green Stuffed Toy, in the Shape of a Whimsical Zombie (and Yes, those are Blood and Guts and Brains), you’ll Hear lots…
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Walking Dead Survival Gift Basket
Looking for a Nice Gift Basket to give some Undead Fan? Well this Walking Dead Survival Basket, is just what the Doctor ordered. Full of Fun Survival Goodies like: A 7 Strand Paracord Bracelet with Fire Starter, Fire Scraper…
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Zombie Jerky
This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE…
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