Zombie Bowling Pin
SICK! What a great gift. If you like bowling, or know someone who does, and are also a zombie fan, this bowling pin is for you. It’s a hand painted bowling pin, with great gory details; exposed brains, bony arms, torn clothing, and a cheek that’s rotten off. It’s the undead, ready for a strike. Painted with acrylic paint, then varnished, this pin is the ultimate spare. Lovely, glossy, and scary too. A fun present that will up your game, and your life.
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Zombie Survival Guide
The Zombie Survival Guide is your Key to Survival against the Hordes of Undead who may be Stalking you. Fully Illustrated and Exhaustively Comprehensive, this Book covers everything you need to know about Zombie Physiology, Behavior and more. Plus,…
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Zombie Table Place Mats
LOL, they list these Table Place Mats as “Halloween”… HA! Who are you kidding? These Zombie Place Mats are ALL YEAR ROUND! Great Place Mats that’s Ideal for any Undead Home. Decorate your Table with Lurking Zombies Rising out…
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John McCain Zombie Mask
Oh John… It looks just like you. Remember that Debate with Obama… Yeah, put this Mask on, Stick your Tongue out and you’ll be a Parody too! This Funny Zombie Faced McCain is made out of Latex. It’s Colorful,…
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Zombie Banana Costume
Zombies are HOT! Bananas are Good! So why not be a Zombie Banana? eh? This Costume is Sure to be a Big Hit at your Next Party or Event! Just think of the Comments you’ll get among the George…
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Baby Zombie Bib
Ah, just what every Baby needs… BLOOD! Especially when you’re a ZOMBIE BABY! “Rawrrrrrr!” And every Baby (Voracious Little Eaters) could be a Zombie with this FUN and Colorful Zombie Bib! Slap this on, tie it around his Neck,…
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Zombie Finger Pretzel Mold
Ain’t nothing better than Munching on Fingers… Unless they’re Dead Fingers! And with this Fun Pretzel Mold, you’ll be Eating Undead Digits in no time. Great Looking Finger Molds that will give your next Zombie Party a real CRUNCH!…
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Zombie Crime Scene Tape
Zombie Fans are gonna LOVE This! It’s Zombie Crime Scene Tape that actually reads “CAUTION ZOMBIE ZONE”. How Kick Ass is that? Just think, you can apply Crime Scene Tape to your Cubicle, Home, Dorm or Boss’ Office… Hang…
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Melting Zombie Head Creepy Candle
I tell ya, there’s nothing Better than Burning Zombies. And with this Crazy, Creepy Candle, you can Burn all Night. It’s a Frightening Candle, Molded like a Bloody Green Zombie, Mounted on a Pile of Guts. MMM Good! This…
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