Round Zombie Pet Bed
LMAO, even your Pets aren’t Safe from the Hands of Zombies… Especially when it comes to this Lovely, Handmade Pet Bed. Perfect for your Dog or Cat, featuring Walking Zombies, Gruesome and Scary. Designed with an Amazingly Soft Padded Fleece Bottom for Orthopedic Care, Strong Sturdy Sidewalls for Head Lounging, Machine Washable to get all your Pet’s Hair Off… And you can Select Small, Medium, or Large Beds. SO AWESOME!
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The Dead Will Rise Table Lamp
Don’t turn on the light… For when you do, you’ll come face to face with the Undead… Especially when you have this Beautifully made Zombie Table Lamp. A Fun Crazy Zombie Lamp with Glowing Eyes, Horrible Teeth and Splatters…
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Zombie Farts Soap
Oh to Smell like a Fart… If only! Well, hold your Noses, because now you can with this Fun, Gag Gift. It’s All Natural Soap with the Hilarious Label: Zombie Farts! It’s a Perfect Gift for the Zombie Lover……
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Dong of the Dead
Oh Man, I Laughed at this one. It’s a Zombie Dong… HA HA HA! A Sculpture that looks like a Zombie, and something Phallic as well. It’s just not right. But oh so Funny! With Bloody Hands, Exposed Ribs,…
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Severed Zombie-Arm Wood Pendant
“Fist Bump BROOOO!” HA! If Howard Stern became a Zombie, this would be him (Howard Stern Fans will get it…) It’s a Zombie Arm, Severed from the Undead Body, Bloody, Bony, and Made out of Wood. Handmade from Alder…
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Zombie Halloween Dog Costume
OH MY GOD… This costume KILLS me. It’s a dog costume, that’s a hilarious zombie and will turn your pooch UNDEAD! How FUN! A handmade costume that’s created for extra small dogs (costumes are hard to find for tiny…
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Santa Fighting Zombies Wrapping Paper
LMAO! Nice. Real Nice. It’s Santa. On a Sleigh. Fighting Zombies. And… It’s also Fun, Colorful Gift Wrap. Wrapping Paper that’s Ideal for The Walking Dead Fan… Or Fans of any Zombie Show; Z Nation, iZombie… The Real Housewives……
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Zombie Hands Earrings
Lovely. Such Fine Little Trophies… Zombie Hands. From Miniature Zombies. Sliced off at the Wrists. Wrapped in Black Hemp Cord and Suspended from Dangling Chains from your Lobes. How Quaint. It’s Handmade Undead Hands, Creepy, Twisted, Gory, Bloody, created…
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Zombie Fallout Book
Once you Read the First Few Pages of Zombie Fallout, you’re in for the series! Fallout is a Gory, Laugh Out Loud Tale of a Community of Heroes, Cowards and Misfits Struggling against a Post-Apocalyptic Zombie World. This is…
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