Ha… Target practice, on your JUNK? Yep… It’s Zombie Apocalypse Men’s Briefs that are White, Tight, and outta Sight. With Fun Zombie Silhouettes on the Buns of these Briefs, you’ll be sporting Undead and picking off Head Shots. With…

Zombie alert! Meet the Real-Life Monsters of the Animal Kingdom and Explore the Gory, Gross, and Creepy Behaviors these Creatures have honed in order to Survive with National Geographic’s Paperback: Animal Zombies!: And Other Bloodsucking Beasts, Creepy Creatures, and…

ZOMBIES! Christmas Carols? HA! “Fresh Brains Roasting on an Open Fire…” Yes, Christmas is on its way, and all the Little Boys and Ghouls are Dreaming of Stockings Filled with Candied Eyes and Bleeding Body Parts. Right? “I Saw…

UGH! WHY JESUS? The Walking Dead is Killing me with all these Character Deaths. Give it a rest, alright? Sheesh! First Rick, then Maggie (gone), then Jesus… And we only got to see him kick butt once? Man, that…

If you’re going to Bash your Fist through a Zombie’s Head, better wear this Ring. It’s Metal. It’ll Pulverize those Brains! Plus, a little RED might make this Ring look Cooler. Even though it’s Cool enough. A Skull, Adorned…

MeowRrrrrrrrAWWWW! My Zombie Cat ate your Cat! Cat Lady is gonna FREAK when she sees this Shirt. It’s a Zombie Cat T-Shirt that’s Funny, Horrific, and Very Realistic. Gnarly Cat with the Rib Cage Exposed, Breaking through a Pet…

OKAY, I literally laughed out loud when I saw these Socks (And so will everyone else). They really are quite SILLY. Fun, Green Zombie Socks that make your Feet look like Undead Rotting Appendages. Green Skin, Yellow Toes, and…

BOOM BOOM, BOOM BOOM, that’s my Heart, Beating for you. Pumping Blood Fast, Running from the Horde; OOPS! Too late… I’m Toast! For the Zombies have bit me. And boy do I Love it. A Morphsuit that’s Creepy, Crazy…