Zombie Bloodborne Lamp
I Must Have This… It’s better than brains. It’s a desktop table lamp. With zombies. And chains… A killer killer lamp for any zombie fan. Just look at it. It’s stunning. Handmade terrifying lamp, featuring four horrible undead surrounding the chain-bound lamp, as if it was about to bite off the light in the night… High-quality resin, strong and durable, can be used for a long time. Approx. 6.7″ tall, this light is sure to add dire to your decor. Buy some zombies today!
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A Is for Asteroids, Z Is for Zombies
Ahhh, Lovely. A Dark Comic Fable that offers Visions of the Apocalypse for Every Letter of the Alphabet. A Child’s Dream Come True! Starting with a Father whose Son has been asking Questions about Global Dangers, A Is for…
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Zombie Poop Candy
LMAO! My Ass hurts just thinking about this… It’s a Bottle of ZOMBIE POOP that’s Gross Green, and Surprisingly, Quite Chewy! :) Kids are gonna LOVE this! Green Balls of Poo are actually Green Apple Flavored Chewy Candy, but…
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Abe Lincoln vs Zombies Blu-Ray
LMAO! We all Believe that Abe had something to do with the Undead, and now we know it’s True! In the Middle of the America Civil War President Lincoln learns of an Unusual Outbreak. Soldiers and Locals are Infected…
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Zombie Smile Pendant
Sweet Mother of the UNDEAD! It’s a Pendant that will turn everyone’s HEAD! A Zombie Smile Pendant that’s so Creepy, so Different, so Utterly Horrifying, that any Walking Dead or Zombie Fan should own one. Handmade out of .925…
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The Walking Dead Pinball Machine
WOW OH WOW OH WOW! It’s The Walking Dead Pinball Machine that’s right up your Zombie Alley! Featuring The Governor’s Fish Tank (Creepy Bloody Fun), Three Sculpted Zombie Heads, Interactive Lighting, Officially Licensed through AMC, and a Topper that…
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Beating Heart Zombie Morphsuit
Scary, Creepy, Bloody… I LOVE IT! It’s a Frightening Morphsuit that features a Hideous Gray Zombie, Muscles, Bones, a Beating HEART… Yep, that’s right. This Morphsuit has a Heartbeat. Literally. Slide your Smartphone behind the Suit, and let the…
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Zombie Kite
Look, up in the Sky, it’s a Bird, it’s a Plane, it’s Super Walker!!! An Undead Kite with an Undead Creature. Fun, Colorful Green, Blue, Red Entrails Zombie Kite that takes the Horde to the Sky and the Clouds……
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Blood Shot Eyeball Pendant
“What do you call a Fish with no Eye?” “A Fsh!” “What did the Right Eye say to the Left Eye?” “Just between you and me, something Smells!” OMG, the Puns make my Eyes Roll… So Feast Your Eyes…
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