Zombie Cat Cross Pendant
HA, What a Crazy Combo: Religion and the Undead… Oh wait, that’s not too far fetched, right? But this Pendant surely is. A White Zombie Cat (looks like the Cat from the Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse), that’s Undead, Feisty, and FUN! High Polished, Beveled Edges, Stainless Steel (Durable, Won’t Tarnish or Rust), Hanging from a 24″ Stainless Steel Link Chain. So when you Pray, you’ll Pray to the Zombie Cat!
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Peel N Place Zombie Decorations
These make Decorating for your Next Zombie Party a Breeze… And a SCARE! They’re Peel and Stick Zombie Deals that will make your Bathroom a HAUNT… Featuring a Creepy Mirror Zombie Decal that’s Frightening and Freaky, an Undead Toilet…
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Dragging Drew Chia Pet
Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…
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Zombie Apocolypse Stocking
What a Great Gift Idea… Each Survival Stocking Includes: A Solid Milk Chocolate 5″ Zombie Boxed Santa; A Survival 7 Strand 550 Paracord Bracelet with Fire Starter, Fire Scraper and Whistle; Zombie Blood; Emergency Solar Mylar Blanket Insulating; a…
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Zombie Hand Napkin Holder
Um, you got a little Brain on your Chin… Might want to Wipe that off… :) Well, now you can with this Fun and SCARY Napkin Holder! It’s a Zombie Hand that Holds your Napkins, making them Easy to…
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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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Christmas Zombie Elf on a Shelf
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO! It’s Elf on a Shelf, that Naughty No-Good Elf, being worse than ever, for this Elf is DEAD. Undead. A Zombie Elf that’s Hilarious, Mean, and Looking for Brains. It’s Zombie Elf, with Yellow-Blood-Shot Eyes, covered with Blood,…
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Walking Dead Table Lamp
LMAO! If this doesn’t remind you of the Leg Lamp in A Christmas Story, I don’t know what will. It’s the Zombie Hand Lamp from The Walking Dead. With a Gory, Bloody Hand Rising up from the Table, this…
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Putin Zombie Silicone Mask
This mask is KILLER! Literally! It’s a zombie mask that resembles Putin, HA! Oddly terrifying, and very realistic. Handmade out of silicone, this mask easily slips over your own head and transforms you into the undead. This mask can…
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