Dead Inside Boxer Shorts
Sweet! “Dead Inside… DON’T OPEN!” How Appropriate for Men’s Boxer Shorts when you’re Dealing with the Hungry Zombie Horde. Right out of The Walking Dead come these Loose Fit, 100% Cotton Boxers that GLOW IN THE DARK! With an Elasticized Waist and a Flap Fly, you’ll LOVE it when Strangers come a Knocking at your Barn Door. Oh Bloody Hell… RUN!
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Aaah! Zombies!! Amazon Prime Movie
Got Amazon Prime? Good, because the Zombies are coming… (Did you know that Prime had so many Zombie Movies?) With your Prime Membership, you can Watch this Awesome Undead Comedy, that’s Scary, Hilarious, and a Good Bloody Time. Aaah!…
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Zombie Body Parts Earrings
HA! These Zombie Body Part Earrings are Awesome! The Green Foot with the Yellow Toe Nails… GROSS! LOL! Made of Polymer Clay, and Strung from Sterling Silver Fish Hook Wire Earrings, these Parts are BLOODY GOOD FUN! Decomposing, Sawed…
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Zombie Box Turkey Call
It’s Thanksgiving… So if you’re a Turkey short… You’ll probably need a Dead Turkey Call Box… A Squawker that Sounds like a Turkey, and makes the Turkeys come. Kind of like when the Dinner Bell Rings and Aunt Martha…
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Zombie Table Place Mats
LOL, they list these Table Place Mats as “Halloween”… HA! Who are you kidding? These Zombie Place Mats are ALL YEAR ROUND! Great Place Mats that’s Ideal for any Undead Home. Decorate your Table with Lurking Zombies Rising out…
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Zombie Insulated Lunch Bag
Store Dem Brainssss… It’s the Most Perfect Lunch Bag for the Zombie Fan. A Zombie Insulated Lunch Bag that’s Large and Measures: 10.6″L x 4.7″W x 8.2″H. Made of High Density Water-Resistant and Dirt-Proof Fabric, Easy-To-Clean Interior Lining, Perfect…
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ZILF T-Shirt
LOL! ZILF… HA! Well, there’s a FIRST for Everything… This 100% Soft Cotton ZILF Shirt is Cool! Featuring a Sexy Female Zombie that’s Chowing down on a Bloody Arm… What’s not to LOVE? ZILF Stands for “Zombies I’d Like…
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Zombie Lake Blu-Ray
In a Small Lakeside Town, Young Women Disappear without a Trace. The Superstitious Locals Blame “The Lake of Ghosts”. When another Woman is Found Dead, a Reporter comes to Town and Soon Discovers that the Lake Harbors a Terrible…
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Zombie Straight Razor
The last thing you want in a Zombie Apocalypse is a Close Shave… Good thing the Undead are still Dead… For the time being. But if not, this Straight Razor just might do the Trick. A 4.38″ Blade that…
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