ZILF T-Shirt
LOL! ZILF… HA! Well, there’s a FIRST for Everything… This 100% Soft Cotton ZILF Shirt is Cool! Featuring a Sexy Female Zombie that’s Chowing down on a Bloody Arm… What’s not to LOVE? ZILF Stands for “Zombies I’d Like To F**K!” (in case you didn’t know) And with Zombies looking like this, I’d say “Go on and Bite me!” Comes in Red, White, Blue and Lime!
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Dragging Drew Chia Pet
Oh that Drew… Always Dragging his Ass. Leaving Legs and Arms and Rotten Organs laying around… Sheesh… Good thing he’s a Chia Pet, for that Plant Odor helps Mask the Fungus… HA! This Chia Pet is a Zombie Lover’s…
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Zombie Legos
You know, if you have Legos, any kind of Legos, you’re gonna need some Lego Zombies. Really. Why not? Some Undead to Destroy all those Happy, Cheery, Smiling Faces… Fun Zombies, Lego Style. Featuring Bloody Shirts, Grey Heads, Evil…
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Zombie Teddy Bear
LOL The Kiddies will LOVE this Present under the Christmas Tree… It’s a Zombie Teddy Bear! A Green Gnarly Teddy Bear, with Bloody Nose, Eyes, and Paws, Stitched with Gashes, Wounds and Intestines Dangling Free… It’s the Most Perfect…
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Zombie Vans Custom Shoes
Awesome! Slip-on Canvas Shoes that are Incredible and Deadly. Er, Undead. It’s Custom Zombie Printed Vans that are Men’s, Colorful (Pick the Color of Shoes you Want), Comfortable, and One-Of-A-Kind. Made to Order (Fast Turnaround Time), the Zombie Bony…
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Zombie Anatomical Heart Maggot Pendant
Oh Yes, Dinner is Served. YUMMY! Ain’t nothing Better than Maggots Feasting on a Cold Dead Heart… Unless it’s Jewelry! For this Handmade Zombie Heart is a Great Way to Scare the Day. An Unpleasant Morbid Bloody Anatomical Heart…
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Stink and the Midnight Zombie Walk
Guts! Brains! Eyeballs! There’s only one Week before the New Book in the Nightmare on Zombie Street Series comes out. Of Corpse Stink will be first in line at the Blue Frog Bookstore to Buy his Copy and join…
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Zombie Bowl
Just think, you could actually Eat Brains out of this Bowl! HA! This Bowl is a Fun Green Zombie Bowl that’s only got One Big White Eye. Are you Looking at me? Colorful and Festive, you’ll enjoy waking up…
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A Is for Asteroids, Z Is for Zombies
Ahhh, Lovely. A Dark Comic Fable that offers Visions of the Apocalypse for Every Letter of the Alphabet. A Child’s Dream Come True! Starting with a Father whose Son has been asking Questions about Global Dangers, A Is for…
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