Lovely Zombie Doormat
Wipe you feet on my dead chest please. YIKES! It’s a welcome mat, that’s far from welcoming. Featuring a hideous, but lovely, women zombie, bloody, teeth, eyes… Posing for all your guests to arrive. What hair, what clothing, what the heck? HA! 24″x16″, dark taupe peach red, made of high-quality flannel fabric, and the bottom is non-woven fabric dotted with plastic. Wear-resistant, fade-resistant, keeps your floors from dirt. Easy to clean, just toss it a brain or two. :)
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The Armpit Farting Zombie Kid
This could be me… Max lives in an Average Home with his Normal Family (okay, scratch that). But Max is NOT your Average 12 year Old Boy. First of all, he is a Zombie Kid. Secondly, he is an…
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Zombie Bunny Gummy Guts
Nothing is better on Easter morning, then Bunny Guts in my Gut. HA! It’s Gummy Worm Guts, but Hippity-Hop Bunny Style. Fun, Delicious Gummy Candy, in the Shape of Gummy Chicks. Colorful Chicks that are Undead, of course. Plus,…
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Severed Zombie Head Necklace
WOW! Look at this zombie head… It’s so cool and creepy. A miniature undead head, handmade, painted, cast from plastic, giving you the most eye-catching pendant ever. With rotting cheeks, hollowed eyes, and splatters of blood, this severed head…
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Zombie Santa Christmas Stocking
Stick your Arm in this Christmas Stocking, and you just might not get it back. For it’s a Zombie Santa Stocking that’s right up your Undead Alley. Featuring a Gnarly, Colorful, Bloody, Evil Dead Santa Claus that’s Creepy as…
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Mighty Max Grips the Hand Playset Toy
Looking for a Vintage Zombie Toy that’s Creepy, Green and UNDEAD? Well this Mighty Max Playset Toy (by Bluebird Toys 1994 ), Grips the Hand is a Doom Zone with a Graveyard Theme. Featuring Original Figures Mighty Max and…
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Zombie Dog Costume
LMAO! Now this is FUNNY SHIT! It’s a Zombie Costume for your Pet! HA! All this Zombie Dog wants to do is to Sink his Teeth into your LEG! NICE! Just imagine your Dog Roaming around and Scaring People……
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Zombie Moustache With Teeth
This Mustache reminds me of Hulk Hogan… Not to be Confused with the “Fu Manchu Moustache” or “Handlebar Moustache”. This is the “Horseshoe Mustache”, and it comes with TEETH! Yeah Buddy! Gray Hair wrapping around some Gnarly, Distinguishing Teeth,…
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Red Zombie Skull Purse
LOL Like the Red Wedding, this Purse is TO DIE FOR! It’s a Red Zombie Skull Purse that’s Frightening and FUN! Featuring a Handmade Resin Skull, using Several Layers of Latex, and Painted Bloody Red with Torn Bits and…
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