Lovely Zombie Doormat
Wipe you feet on my dead chest please. YIKES! It’s a welcome mat, that’s far from welcoming. Featuring a hideous, but lovely, women zombie, bloody, teeth, eyes… Posing for all your guests to arrive. What hair, what clothing, what the heck? HA! 24″x16″, dark taupe peach red, made of high-quality flannel fabric, and the bottom is non-woven fabric dotted with plastic. Wear-resistant, fade-resistant, keeps your floors from dirt. Easy to clean, just toss it a brain or two. :)
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Zombie Trex Dinosaur T-Shirt
“RAWRRRRRRRR!” is right, with this Crazy Zombie Dinosaur. It’s right from a Jurassic Park Nightmare… A T-Rek, Undead, Deadlier than ever. Featuring a Fun “Zombiesaurus” T-Shirt that’s Perfect for Men, Women, or Kids. Ideal for Halloween and any Zombie…
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Zombie Survival Guide
The Zombie Survival Guide is your Key to Survival against the Hordes of Undead who may be Stalking you. Fully Illustrated and Exhaustively Comprehensive, this Book covers everything you need to know about Zombie Physiology, Behavior and more. Plus,…
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Zombie Hunter Vest
Hunting Zombies? Going on a Zombie Run? Paintball? No matter your Sport, there’s a Jacket Vest that’s Ideal for YOU; the Zombie Killer! Now you can be the Baddest Rock Star of the Apocalypse with this Fabulous Green Camo,…
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Zombie Hunting License Permit Decal
You know, if you have the right Hunting Permit, you can shoot anything. Right? And with this Zombie Hunting Permit, the Undead is in your Scope. For the Virus is coming soon, and the Walking Dead will Roam the…
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The Walking Dead Folding Umbrella
“I’m Singing in the…” Oh Crap! RUNNNNNNN! It’s Zombies. Everywhere. Blood falling from the Sky… “RAWRRRRR!” Walking Dead Zombies, Gory, Evil, HUNGRY… Looking down on you as you Dance in the Bloody Rain. A Fun Folding, Travel, Portable Umbrella…
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Pet Zombies Nintendo 3DS
There’s no Better Pet than an Undead Pet! HA! Pet Zombies for Nintendo 3DS lets you Reanimate your very own Customizable Zombies that you can Play with, Care for, or Torment in a variety of Environments where they can…
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Mens Zombie Print Tank Top
If you see me running down the street wearing this… RUN! Because the Horde is coming! HA! Such a Cool Graphic Bloody Eye-Popping Zombie Shirt! Gnarly! A Men’s Tank Top, made out of Cotton and Polyester… A Sport Jersey-like…
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Bigfoot Vs. Zombies DVD
Sweet… I LOVE all things Big Foot, and seeing Sasquatch battle ZOMBIES… AWESOME! A Scientist Creates a Toxic Cocktail that slowly leaks into the Local Population, creating Flesh-Eating Zombies – and only one Creature of Legend can stop the…
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