Zombie Moustache With Teeth
This Mustache reminds me of Hulk Hogan… Not to be Confused with the “Fu Manchu Moustache” or “Handlebar Moustache”. This is the “Horseshoe Mustache”, and it comes with TEETH! Yeah Buddy! Gray Hair wrapping around some Gnarly, Distinguishing Teeth, makes you one Happy, Decaying, Slowing-Moving Zombie… Unless there’s Brains in Sight. Pop these in and Stand out from the Rest of the Dead! Rawrrr!
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Zombie Pigeon Pants
WHAT???? I had no idea such a thing existed, until now. But it all makes sense, I mean, we put outfits and costumes on cats and dogs, so why not pigeons (are there that many pigeon pets?) Well, fret…
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Fun Zombie Dress Socks
Oh there’s no better feeling then putting your Foot through a Zombie’s Head. Right? And with these Ultra-Hip Zombie Socks, you can do just that. Fun Men’s Zombie Dress Socks Featuring a 3-Pack of Colors, Gnarly Undead Faces and…
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Bronze Zombie Belt Buckle
When you put on your Belt, get to Walking… Zombie Style! For it’s a Belt Buckle like you’ve never seen before… Hand Forged out of Bronze, this Buckle features a Cute Zombie, Walking Stiff, and a RIP Tombstone under…
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Zombie Bug Repellent Candle
You’re gonna Need this Emergency Candle! Soon! It’s a Zombie AND Bug Repellent Candle that keeps away Pests and the Undead (like your Aunt Gertrude with the Hairy Mole)! With a Fresh Lemony Scent, it’s great for the Patio,…
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Walking Dead Cookie Jar
Coookiesssssssssss! Rawrrrrrrrrrr! It’s a Nice Ceramic Spot to Store all your Edibles… Even BRAINSSSSSSSSS! A Walking Dead Cookie Jar, 9″ x 7″ with a Removable Cranium… Bloody Teeth, A Screwdriver through the Eye Socket… What more could you ask…
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Zombie Guitar Hanger
So So Cool. This is a Guitar Hanger that looks just like a Zombie Hand! AWESOME! With Toxic Veiny Green Digits and Bones and Blood, this Guitar Holder is unlike any you’ve ever Seen before! Cushioned Insert Protect the…
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Bloody Brain Zombie Pirate Cap
Well this is the Quickest Zombie Costume you can get… It’s a Pirate Cap that slips over your Noggin, and it looks just like Bloody Zombie Brains! Nice! Made out of 100% Cotton, this Cap is one size fits…
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Zombie Apocalypse Buddy Ring Set
If you’re going into the Zombie Apocalypse, you better bring a Friend along. For it’s going to be Dire. So Tag your Pal (Male or Female) with a Friendship Ring that’s Engraved “Zombie Apocalypse Buddy”. It’s Ideal for Zombie…
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