Zombie Moustache With Teeth
This Mustache reminds me of Hulk Hogan… Not to be Confused with the “Fu Manchu Moustache” or “Handlebar Moustache”. This is the “Horseshoe Mustache”, and it comes with TEETH! Yeah Buddy! Gray Hair wrapping around some Gnarly, Distinguishing Teeth, makes you one Happy, Decaying, Slowing-Moving Zombie… Unless there’s Brains in Sight. Pop these in and Stand out from the Rest of the Dead! Rawrrr!
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Dawn of the Dead Action Figure
Yikes! An Action Figure from the Legendary Zombie Horror Film: The Dawn of the Dead. Featuring the Iconic Zombie with Blue Skin, a Standard Expression, a Damaged Expression (with Blood Spray Parts and a Head Part to Recreate the…
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Zombie Head Knife Holder
Oh to have one wish… To stab a zombie in the head. For real. Wouldn’t that be the coolest sound ever? Well, now you can with this ultra-cool and creepy zombie head knife holder. A handmade head, created from…
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Zombie Apocalypse Bracelet
Zombies are Coming to Get you! It’s a Good Thing you have your Zombie Apocalypse Charm Bracelet on. This 7.5″ Bracelet has Everything you Need: A Match, An Axe, A Compass, A Grenade, Revolver, Ammo, Hacksaw, Binoculars, Radio and…
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Zombie Incense Holder
What’s that Smell? Rotting Stinking Flesh? “Nope, Sorry it’s Jasmine!” HA! It may Smell Good, but it don’t Look Good! It’s a Zombie Incense Holder that’s a Bloody Zombie who’s been Impaled by the Incense. And that Horrible Bug-Eyed…
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Zombie Desert Medium Roasted Coffee
Zombie Desert? Is that Scorching HOT Beans? Dry? Rotting? Toxic??? Anyway you look at it, it’s a Blended Roast with Exceptional Taste. Combining Elements of Walnut and Nutmeg, this Coffee feels Buttery and Creamy. Medium Roast, Bestseller, Grown in…
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Smell My Zombie Feet Doormat Rug
Beautiful Toe Nails! You know the saying, Trick or Treat, Smell my Feet, Give me something Good to Eat… (That’s actually only part of the Original Song, the rest is even Sillier – Google it!) Now that Smelly Feet…
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Zombie Spandex Lycra Bodysuit
This Zombie themed Zentai Suit takes all the Fuss out of Finding the Perfect Zombie Costume. It’s made of a Spandex/Lycra Blend and Features a Green Body Suit with a Scary Face, Exposed Organs and Bones as well as…
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Walking Dead Jesus Action Figure
Jesus… More Walkers!!! It’s a Never-Ending Horde with The Walking Dead Universe. So BOB on over to Amazon and get yourself some Bloody Fun. It’s a Funko POP Television: The Walking Dead – Jesus Action Figure, and it’s Classy,…
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