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Ugly Zombie Christmas Oven Mitt
Yes, this sums up Christmas… An Ugly Christmas Sweater Oven Mitt that’s covered with Animated Zombies. What Fun. Featuring a Polyester Glove that’s Perfect for Pulling Baked Brains out of the Oven, this Mitt is High Quality with Detailed…
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Chained Kneeling Zombie Glass Table
SICK! Looking for a Nice Place to Lay your Brains… Look no further than this Incredibly Detailed and Horrific Coffee Table. Featuring a Kneeling Zombie, Chained, Bloody, Hungry, Holding up a Glass Top Table that’s just Magnificent and Delightful….
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Zombie Times Brains Tie Tack
What TIME is it? Zombie Time! For this Cute Edition of The Zombie Times is Featuring one Specific Headline (I can’t wait): BRAAAINS! Along with a Beautiful Brain, of course. A Stylish Tie Tack, Lapel Pin that’s Ideal for…
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Zombie Wallet
What an GREAT Idea… A Zombie Wallet! Made of Cotton Twill, and Felt, this Zombie Wallet has Hand Drawn Colored Images. SWEET! The Wallet has a Green Zombie on the Outside, with a Ripped Open Mouth, Gnashing Teeth, and…
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Zombie Fleece Throw Blanket
I’d Love to Wrap myself up with a Zombie and Get all Warm and Cozy inside. Doesn’t that Sound Delightful? Snuggling up… Sinking in… Feeling your Eyelids get Heavy… Ah. If only I had this Fleece Blanket now. A…
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Zombie Bow Tie
You know, it takes a Special Person to be able to wear a Bow-Tie. Unless you’re in a Tux, of course. But with this Zombie Bow-Tie, everyone will be Loving the Dead. For it’s a Toxic Green Bow-Tie, Handmade…
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2019 Eaters Biters Roamers Calendar
This is the Ultimate Gift for New Years… A BITE from a Walker! And with this Walker Calendar, you can be Eaten everyday of the Year. It’s the Yearly Walkers: The Eaters, Biters, and Roamers of AMC The Walking…
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Zombie Bunny Lollipops
Four Undead Rabbits for you to LICK! HA! The Zombie Bunny Lollipops have come back to get the Living! They Taste like Delicious Cotton Candy, and look like Zombies Splattered with Blood! SWEET! They don’t Taste like Dead Things,…