Zombie Prank Mail
HA! Zombie lovers love gifts… So why not a gag gift? You can mail this zombie turds prank box, directly to your victims, 100% anonymously. It’s a fun box, with a colorful image of a zombie and chunks of brains (pom pom excretment)… and the turds smell like Barbara! HA! The box is empty except for a prank card and some green balls… Plus, you can also leave a personal message if you like. Sent first class mail, your friends and family will never know who mailed it.
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Severed Zombie-Arm Wood Pendant
“Fist Bump BROOOO!” HA! If Howard Stern became a Zombie, this would be him (Howard Stern Fans will get it…) It’s a Zombie Arm, Severed from the Undead Body, Bloody, Bony, and Made out of Wood. Handmade from Alder…
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Zombie Cornhole Game
AWESOME! This is the Cornhole Bean Bag Toss Game for ZOMBIE Fans! It’s a Set of 2 Boards with Folding Legs, a complete Bag Set (8 Bags), and a FREE String Pack to Carry the Bean Bags in. Comes…
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Zombie Head Hacky Sack
You know you always wanted to Kick a Zombie in the Head… Smash those Brains in… Well, now you can with this Creepy Cool Hacky Sack. It’s has a Zombie Head Printed on the Sack and it’s Gruesome, Green,…
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Bong Of The Living Dead
HA HA! OKAYYYYY! This is a story of five friends who share a love of pot and a lifelong dream to see the zombie apocalypse become reality. But when the undead actually rise to gruesomely (and hilariously) eat the…
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Doberman Zombie Mask
SICK! This Mask would Scare the Heck out of me in a Dark Alley… YIKES! It’s a Doberman Zombie Mask that’s Terrifying and FUN! A Full Head Mask that Slips over any Adult Head (Ideal for Undead Cosplay), with…
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Scary Dead Rotting Zombie Teeth
All we need is a Dentist. Right? One to Kill and Bite and Rip their Neck out? Eh? And with these Hideous Zombie Teeth, that may just happen… Just in time for Halloween, slap these Ugly Suckers in your…
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Zombie Cat Cross Pendant
HA, What a Crazy Combo: Religion and the Undead… Oh wait, that’s not too far fetched, right? But this Pendant surely is. A White Zombie Cat (looks like the Cat from the Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse), that’s…
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Zombie Insulated Lunch Bag
Store Dem Brainssss… It’s the Most Perfect Lunch Bag for the Zombie Fan. A Zombie Insulated Lunch Bag that’s Large and Measures: 10.6″L x 4.7″W x 8.2″H. Made of High Density Water-Resistant and Dirt-Proof Fabric, Easy-To-Clean Interior Lining, Perfect…
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