Zombie Prank Mail
HA! Zombie lovers love gifts… So why not a gag gift? You can mail this zombie turds prank box, directly to your victims, 100% anonymously. It’s a fun box, with a colorful image of a zombie and chunks of brains (pom pom excretment)… and the turds smell like Barbara! HA! The box is empty except for a prank card and some green balls… Plus, you can also leave a personal message if you like. Sent first class mail, your friends and family will never know who mailed it.
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Green Zombie Glass Pipe
Oh man, this is a Peace Pipe, right? HA! Well with this Fun Zombie Faced Pipe, you can Smoke whatever you like… For if the Dead are coming, it may be the Funnest Time you’ll ever have left. Handmade…
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Walking Dead Zombie YETI Tumbler
YETI Tumblers are all the rage… Everyone has one, even The Walking Dead! For this Custom Handmade YETI Rambler Tumbler is Full of Zombies, and your Favorite Drink. Coated in an Awesome Lime Green and Walking Dead Zombie Pattern,…
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The Girl With All the Gifts
Got Amazon Prime? Good, then you can Watch this Incredible Zombie Movie, FOR FREE! It’s called “The Girl With All the Gifts”, featuring Glenn Close, in a Post-Apocalyptic Story about a Devastating Disease that Eradicates Free Will and turns…
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Bloody Red Zombie Gloves
Nothing like a Red Raw Zombie… And these Great Zombie Gloves will totally take your Costume to the Next Level. Fun, Easy to Slip on Undead Gloves, made of High Quality Eco-Friendly Latex Material, that’s Harmless for the Skin…
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Zombie Christmas Carols
ZOMBIES! Christmas Carols? HA! “Fresh Brains Roasting on an Open Fire…” Yes, Christmas is on its way, and all the Little Boys and Ghouls are Dreaming of Stockings Filled with Candied Eyes and Bleeding Body Parts. Right? “I Saw…
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TWD Negan Jacket Throw Pillow
INSANE! Imagine laying your Head on Negan’s Chest… Sobbing for Forgiveness! YIKES! It’s a Throw Pillow that’s Ideal for any Walking Dead Fan. This Pillow is Negan’s Jacket… With all the Lapels, Red Scarf, even down to the Zipper…
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Zombie Sleeve Arm Warmer
Ain’t nothing better on your Arm than a Zombie… Or should I say ZOMBIES! For it’s an Arm Sleeve that Features Zombies, Brains, and Rainbows. What’s not to LOVE? A Fun Sleeve that keeps your Palm, Wrist and Arm…
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Zombie Brooch
Okay, he’s Cute. It’s like a Little Zombie Pal that you can Wear on your Sweater, Coat, Hat, Shirt, Purse, Nose Piercing… It’s a Handmade Undead that’s Green, Hungry, and Missing the Lower Mandible. With 6 Perfectly White Teeth,…
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