Zombie Prank Mail
HA! Zombie lovers love gifts… So why not a gag gift? You can mail this zombie turds prank box, directly to your victims, 100% anonymously. It’s a fun box, with a colorful image of a zombie and chunks of brains (pom pom excretment)… and the turds smell like Barbara! HA! The box is empty except for a prank card and some green balls… Plus, you can also leave a personal message if you like. Sent first class mail, your friends and family will never know who mailed it.
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101 Zombies
HA! Moonshine and Toxic Waste don’t Mix and when your Neighbors are Crazed Contagious Cannibals, its time to get out of town. Townspeople who once Thirsted for Local Homemade “Mountain Dew” begin Hungering for Human Flesh and Blood. Ken,…
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Zombie Head Knife Holder
Oh to have one wish… To stab a zombie in the head. For real. Wouldn’t that be the coolest sound ever? Well, now you can with this ultra-cool and creepy zombie head knife holder. A handmade head, created from…
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Crochet Zombie Hat
LOL Come Halloween… This could be your Costume, sure and sweet. For it’s a Zombie Hat, a Crochet Cap, that’s Fun, Green, and EYE-POPPING! No doubt. Great Hat, even with the Hair… Handmade to Order, so each and every…
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Zombie Bride Wedding Dress
AWE-SOME!!! This is So Cool. It’s a Wedding Dress, or Costume, that’s Perfect for the Zombie Bride. Featuring a White Wedding Dress that’s Burned, Run over with Tire Tracks, and Assaulted with Bloody Zombie Hands, this Dress is Striking…
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Grandma-Attack of the Geriatric Zombies
LMAO! Usually when you go to Grandma’s, she FEEDS YOU! HA! Now, she’s some Demented Zombie who is making your Vacation HELL! Appropriately named “GRANDMA – Attack of the Geriatric Zombies Novel”, this book takes you where Grandpa never…
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Shaun of the Dead Book
“Gleefully Funny And Gruesomely Gory!” This Graphic Novel is from the Shaun of the Dead Movie. Brain-Hungry Zombies Shamble through the Streets of London, but all Unambitious Electronics Salesman Shaun (Simon Pegg) cares about is his Girlfriend Liz, who…
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Green Zombie Hand Neck Tie
Serve up some Customer Service with a Serving of BRAINS! A Fun Zombie Neck Tie that will make everyone SCREAM. Morbid, Colorful, and Ideal for the Zombie Loving Fans; Whether it be The Walking Dead, iZombie, or Z Nation,…
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Zombie Cat Iron On Patch
LOL Insert Dead Cat Joke Here… Ha! What’s not to Love about Cats… Especially Zombie Cats. Which is why this Dead Zombie Cat Patch, is right up your Torn Jeans Alley. Featuring a Fun, Colorful Iron On Patch that…
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