Zombie Prank Mail
HA! Zombie lovers love gifts… So why not a gag gift? You can mail this zombie turds prank box, directly to your victims, 100% anonymously. It’s a fun box, with a colorful image of a zombie and chunks of brains (pom pom excretment)… and the turds smell like Barbara! HA! The box is empty except for a prank card and some green balls… Plus, you can also leave a personal message if you like. Sent first class mail, your friends and family will never know who mailed it.
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Rotting Jaw Zombie Mask
Geez… I look like this when I’m trying to get that last mound of Nutella out of the jar… WOW! It’s a Frightening Zombie Mask, if you’ve ever seen one. With a Black Open Mouth, Rotting Jaw, Crispy Tongue,…
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Zombie Air Gun Target Shoot
Get your Pellet Air Guns Ready, the Zombie Apocalypse is upon us. Or at least, it’s coming. With the Zombie Deer Virus and all… So Prepare your Aim with this Ultra-Cool Zombie Target Shoot. It’s a Magnetic Knockdown Pellet…
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Zombie Cat Butt Coasters
LMAO! I LOVE these… How Fun! Cat Butt Coasters… Zombie Style! Lovely Knit Coasters, featuring Zombie Cats with Button Eyes, Stitches and Green Toxic Bodies… Flat Tails, Paws and Ears… ADORABLE! Created in a “Nothing BUTT Coasters” Line, you…
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Zombie in Love Book
Mortimer is looking for LOVE. He’s looking Everywhere! He’s Worked out at the Gym (His Arm keeps Falling off). He’s tried Ballroom Dancing Lessons (The Ladies find him a bit Stiff). He’s even been on Stalemate.com. When all Hope…
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Zombie Couple Earrings
Oh Boy, these Fun Earrings just make me Laugh! It’s a Pair of Zombie Earrings, one Male Zombie (holding a Brain), and one Female Zombie (holding a hand), and together, they make the most Adorable Couple. Bony, Green, and…
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Zombie Adjustable Dog Collar
Dogs love Dead Things too! Especially when it comes to Fun Zombies and Saving Mankind… So this Zombie Dog Collar, is just what your Zombie Hunting Pooch needs. Lightweight and Sturdy, this Fabric Collar Reads “ZOMBIE”, and comes in…
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Male Female Zombie Animated Props
Awwww, the Newly Wed Couple; Bub and Barbara… Zombies, Animated Props for your Yard. And with Halloween coming, these Undead Eaters are Ideal for Trick and Treaters. Set them up, have them Greet… With Bulging Eyes, Blood and Gore,…
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Zombie Eye Patch
Oh Such Fun. “You’ll Shoot your Eye Out!” Just think of all the Walking Dead Jokes you could tell with this Eye Patch. Such a Quick and Easy Costume, just Strap-on and GO! It’s a Morbid Bloody Dangling Eye…
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