Zombie Prank Mail
HA! Zombie lovers love gifts… So why not a gag gift? You can mail this zombie turds prank box, directly to your victims, 100% anonymously. It’s a fun box, with a colorful image of a zombie and chunks of brains (pom pom excretment)… and the turds smell like Barbara! HA! The box is empty except for a prank card and some green balls… Plus, you can also leave a personal message if you like. Sent first class mail, your friends and family will never know who mailed it.
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Zombie Groom Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Beautiful… Getting Married? I think NOT… Not in the middle of a Zombie Apocalypse… But at least you can look the part with this Gory Groom Costume. A simple T-Shirt with Long Sleeves that looks like you’ve had one…
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Zombie Family Car Stickers
This looks like my Family, and we’re not even Zombies… YET! Cute Car Stickers, Decals, featuring a Wonderful Zombie Family, with Dad, Mom, Sister, Brother, and a little Doggie too! (The Dog’s Adorable, but hey, he BITES!) Stick them…
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Women’s Zombie Short Sleeve Dress
Fun, Cute, and Bloody too. It’s a Short-Sleeved Dress that will look Grand in a Zombie Apocalypse. Featuring a 100% Polyester Dress, Pull Over, Machine Washable, Printed Fabric Dress with Zombie Guts, Ribs, Bones and Blood. Charming! Sizes Small…
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Zombie Munch Trail Mix
Eat like a zombie with a pile of brains, for this mix is ideal for the starving… It’s a zombie munch trail mix that’s perfect for the zombie apocalypse. A great survival resealable bag of Spicy Peanuts, Almonds Roasted…
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Even Zombies Wash their Hands
Well… This is the time, more than ever, to wash up; dead or not. And this sign, bathroom decor, is just the friendly reminder to everyone; including kids, adults, and yes, zombies, to wash their hands. Grim, green, and…
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Zombie Virus Pendant
This is a 1ml Glass Bottle Necklace that holds the Zombie Virus! One Swig of this and it’s all OVER! Cool Creepy Pendant that’s Corked and Suspended from an 18″ Silver Tone Ball Chain. Virus is also available in…
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Zombie Nail Art Sticker Decals
Zombie Gals… You’re gonna Love these! They’re Zombie Nail Decals that Feature Zombies Rambling around your Fingertips. Black Silhouette Stickers that will Dazzle any Nail, even in the Apocalypse. You get 50 Decal Stickers in this Set, and all…
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Zombie Candy Gummy Brains
Yum Yum in my Tum… It’s Gummy Brains, Perfect for the Undead (and Kids, of course). Fun, Tender, Multi-Colored Brain Shaped Gummy Party Favors, with Realistic Grooves that are Cherry Goo Jelly Filled (wait, that’s not Bloody Brains?). Containing…
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