The Armpit Farting Zombie Kid

February 11, 2016

This could be me… Max lives in an Average Home with his Normal Family (okay, scratch that). But Max is NOT your Average 12 year Old Boy. First of all, he is a Zombie Kid. Secondly, he is an Awesome Armpit Farter (Dat Tru). Take an Adventure with Max as he Shows you what a Typical Day is like in the Life of An Armpit Farting Zombie Kid. “Hey, that smells like B.O.!”

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