The Armpit Farting Zombie Kid
This could be me… Max lives in an Average Home with his Normal Family (okay, scratch that). But Max is NOT your Average 12 year Old Boy. First of all, he is a Zombie Kid. Secondly, he is an Awesome Armpit Farter (Dat Tru). Take an Adventure with Max as he Shows you what a Typical Day is like in the Life of An Armpit Farting Zombie Kid. “Hey, that smells like B.O.!”
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Zombie Dress Up Fridge Magnets
Decorate any Magnetic Surface with this Awesome Magnet Zombie Set. Featuring a Zombie with Zombie Clothes, you Overlap the Magnets to DRESS your Zombie up! Approximately 7″ x 10″, this Strong, Full-Sheet, Flexible, Vinyl Zombie Set comes with Brains,…
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Left 4 Dead Boomer Action Figure
SICK!! So Gnarly… I Love it! It’s Boomer, the Creepiest, Grossest Action Figure from “Left 4 Dead” (Xbox 360 Games). Standing a full 7″ high, this Crazy, Frightening Zombie will Liven up your Room, for sure. Fully Articulated, this…
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Zombie Poop
LMAO… You can get a Stocking Full of Coal this Christmas, or if you’re a Walking Dead Fan, Z Nation Freak, or Undead Fool, then you’ll probably end up getting Zombie POO instead! A Bag full of Zombie Turds,…
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Buttcrack Prime Movie
You gotta see a Movie called “Buttcrack”! It’s required if you love Zombie Comedies. Wade’s constantly Exposed Buttcrack annoys his Roommate Brian and his Girlfriend to a point where they decide to Kill Wade. Unfortunately, Wade’s Vengeful Voodoo Sister…
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Hatchet Head Zombie Mug
Well… Looks like this Zombie is Toast! Toasted Amaretto Flavored Coffee that is! HA! It’s a Coffee Mug that looks just like a Zombie with a Hatchet in it’s Head! Poor thing! One BULGING Bloody Eye, a Huge Mouth…
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Zombie Strippers Blu-ray
“What do you call a 350-pound Stripper?” “Broke!” “What’s the Difference between a Magician and a Stripper?” “One has a Cunning Stunt…” You know, if there’s Strippers in the Zombie Apocalypse, I probably wouldn’t mind getting Chewed to Pieces….
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Zombie Comic Bracelet
BEAUTIFUL! This Bangle Bracelet is AWESOME! It’s a Bracelet of Creepy Zombie Comics! How Cool is that? The Images come from the Comic “Escape of the Living Dead”. And it is Perfect for any Zombie, Comic Book, or Fans…
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Zombie Brains Flag
You want Brains? Tell the whole neighborhood! For this Zombie Flag can be the Perfect Promotion. It’s a Flag, made out of 100% Polyester, that’s Dye-Sublimated with Beautiful Colors (Zombie Green of course), reading “ME WANT BRAINS”. Printed on…
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