The Walking Dead Jesus Action Figure
UGH! WHY JESUS? The Walking Dead is Killing me with all these Character Deaths. Give it a rest, alright? Sheesh! First Rick, then Maggie (gone), then Jesus… And we only got to see him kick butt once? Man, that sucks! Couldn’t they kill off Eugene instead? Not Paul “Jesus” Monroe, Not Tom Payne… BLAH! Over it… Great Action Figure though. Jesus in his Motocross Armor, Man Bun, with an Apocalyptic Samurai and Pistol. SIGH!
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Zombie Apocalypse Playing Cards
Zombie Playing Cards, so Awesome! Playing Cards for the Zombie Lover, Fan, Walking Dead Freak, all appropriately drawn with Zombie Apocalypse themes, Blood, Guns, Undead, what more could you ask for? 2.5 x 3.5″ Cards are a must have…
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Morphsuit Zombie Skinsuit
Man these things just Creep me out. They always look Freaking Scary and Nightmarish! And this Full Body Monster Zombie Skinsuit certainly is a Fright indeed. Featuring a Morphsuit made out of 87% Polyester and 13% Lycra, Ideal for…
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Zombie Eyeless Eye Kit
They call this a Zombie Eye Kit, but in fact, it’s an Eyeless Kit. For this Zombie Eye is GONE! Poked out with a BBQ Fork… It’s a Great Zombie Appliance that Adheres over your real Eye to give…
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Zombie Catnip Toys
You know, when a cat gets into catnip… It really does look like a zombie… Granly, foaming at the mouth, chewing mice to pieces… And you should see them in water, BALISTIC!!! Oh wait, that’s every day… Cute, Fun,…
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Attack of the Southern Fried Zombies
LOVELY… Lonnie, a Crop Duster Pilot, must Lead a Mismatched Group of Survivors to Escape the Deadly Zombie Horde after an Experimental Chemical, intended to Control the Invasive Kudzu Vine, Transforms the Citizens of Charleston, MS into Zombies! IT’S…
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Beware Zombies Mouth Face Mask
Freak people out at Airports with this Creepy Face Mask… It’s a Mask that covers your Nose and Mouth and makes quite a statement. A Fun Face Mask that’s White with Red Blood Splatters and Reads “BEWARE ZOMBIES”. 100%…
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Zombie Chow Undead Brain Food
Such an Ideal Gift for the Zombie Fan: BRAINS! In a Can. Much YUM! A Fun, Prank Can of Zombie Undead Food, labeled “Zombie CHOW” How Sweet. Keep your Pet Zombie well Fed and away from YOUR Brains! The…
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Zombie Maggot Face Prop
LMAO! This Maggot-Faced Farmer is a GREAT Haunted House Prop with Flashing Flicker White Eyes. It makes Loud Moaning Noises Amidst Creepy Background Music. The overall Length of the Zombie Farmer is approx. 5 Feet (60-inches) Tall. His Ultra-Creepy…
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