Zombies Sunglasses
If the Zombie Apocalypse hits… At least you’ll Die in Style with these Fun and Colorful Zombie Sunglasses. Handpainted with Green Zombie Heads, Crazy Eyes, and Lots of Blood, these Sunglasses are Sealed with Varnish, and SCREAMING for your Face! Unisex Wayfarer Style Waterproof Sunglasses. Black Plastic Lenses. Light Weight Frames. UV Category 3 Protection. Zombies don’t Sunburn, do they?
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Even Zombies Wash their Hands
Well… This is the time, more than ever, to wash up; dead or not. And this sign, bathroom decor, is just the friendly reminder to everyone; including kids, adults, and yes, zombies, to wash their hands. Grim, green, and…
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Zombie Pee
LMAO! Zombie Pee? A Urine Sample from the Undead? HA! And it’s GREEN??? WOW! I’ll take TWO! And once you get a TASTE of this, you’ll probably want MORE as well. One thing I will say, is that Zombies…
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Walking Dead Table Lamp
LMAO! If this doesn’t remind you of the Leg Lamp in A Christmas Story, I don’t know what will. It’s the Zombie Hand Lamp from The Walking Dead. With a Gory, Bloody Hand Rising up from the Table, this…
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Manhole Zombie Prop
Screw the Alligators in the Sewers… There’s something else you need to worry about: Zombies! For this Creepy, Frightening Prop is exactly that. A Zombie Crawling up from a Manhole… EGADS! And it’s Scary as Hell. Bony, Bloody, Green…
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Transparent Zombie Mask
Yes, I know, you really don’t need a Mask to look like a Zombie, especially on Monday without any Coffee… But this Creepy Mask, is Crazy and Horrific, and a Perfect QUICK Costume for a Party, or hey, that…
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Zombie Training Manual
When a Zombie is taken Prisoner by the Army, why Destroy it? The Army has a Special Program to Train the Undead. This Manual is the Department of Defense’s Principle Source of Information on Care, Conditioning, Training, and Operations…
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Zombie Apocalypse Buddy Ring Set
If you’re going into the Zombie Apocalypse, you better bring a Friend along. For it’s going to be Dire. So Tag your Pal (Male or Female) with a Friendship Ring that’s Engraved “Zombie Apocalypse Buddy”. It’s Ideal for Zombie…
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3 Zombie Pathway Markers
Nice, real nice… Zombies showing you the path. YIKES! Fun Loving Undead Heads that are Perfect for your Landscape or Driveway. Light up the way with these 3 Zombies that are Scary, Frightening, but Motion Activated as well. When…
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