Mortimer is looking for LOVE. He’s looking Everywhere! He’s Worked out at the Gym (His Arm keeps Falling off). He’s tried Ballroom Dancing Lessons (The Ladies find him a bit Stiff). He’s even been on Stalemate.com. When all Hope…

Okay… I’ve seen Window Decals, Crazy Horrific Images that you Stick on Windows to Freak People out… But nothing like this! It’s a 3D Window Peeper that will make anyone Jump and SCREAM! A Life-Size Head, approx 12″w x…

HA HA! This Zombie Vehicle Decal is 4″ X 1/2″ and Sticks right onto your Side Mirror. It reads: OBJECTS IN MIRROR ARE ZOMBIES, along with a Few Zombies Rambling about. What FUN is this? Great Gift for the…

Holy Crap, that’s a Frightful Shower Curtain… If you wanna Scare someone really bad, hang this up in your Bathroom and wait for the Screams! For it’s a Polyester Fabric Shower Curtain full of Walking Dead Zombies… Horrifying Hands,…

Oh boy… I have a Vegan Friend who would love this… It’s a Zombie Mug made for Vegans… With two Colorful Zombies, one saying “Brains?”, and the other responding “No thanks, Me Vegan!” It’s a great Laugh for all……

A Group of Humans Suddenly find themselves in a Zombie-Infested World… And the Zombies are NOT Slow! Superfast, Superstrong, they are really Quite Hungry! “The Horde” is a Relentless and Brutal Exercise in Zombie Mayhem. If you Enjoy Action…

Yikes! If I saw this Santa in a Dark Alley, I’d Poop Coal! Really… It’s the Creepiest Zombie Santa you’ll ever lay eyes on… A Green Santa, Suit Ripped, Torn, Dangling off a Morbid Freaky St. Nick with a…

Well, whatever happens today, Election Day, one things for sure… It’ll be a Zombie D.C. For neither Candidate is bound to get anything done. It’s Dead, Stalemate, Stuck in a Brainless Dome for the next 4-8 years… Shmit Happens….