Zombie Flamingo
Well, these certainly are not your Standard Pink Flamingo Lawn Ornaments! These Flamingos are Dead and Hungry. They’re Zombie Flamingos that are DYING to Infest your Yard. I’m sure the Neighbors will Appreciate that! :) The Zombie Apocalypse is here… Just look Outside! Made of Plastic and looking like Skeleton Bones with Red Eyes, you’re gonna LOVE these! :)
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Here Zombie Mens Briefs
Ha… Target practice, on your JUNK? Yep… It’s Zombie Apocalypse Men’s Briefs that are White, Tight, and outta Sight. With Fun Zombie Silhouettes on the Buns of these Briefs, you’ll be sporting Undead and picking off Head Shots. With…
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Zombie Marshmallow Crossbow Shooter
LMAO! Zombies or not, I want this. It’s a Crossbow Shooter that Shoots Marshmallows at Zombies (or anyone that gives you the eye). POP POP, Blast those Marshmallows across the room. Have Marshmallow Fights, Aim for the HEAD! A…
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Zombie Head Decanter
This Handsome Glass Decanter is Shaped like a Zombie Head! Gnarly! It even has a Cork, so you can keep your Favorite Liquor Fresh. It goes great with a Bloody Mary! HA! This Zombie Head is a Fantastic Addition…
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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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Zombie Rat Pen
HA! Well this Pen is something Different and Creepy! It’s a Writing Pen with a Green Zombie at the End, and it has a Mouthful of Bloody Rats in its Teeth! LMAO! Black Eyes, Red Brains, and little Zombie…
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Zombie Duvet Cover Pillow Set
Close your Eyes little Pretty, the Zombies are coming… “RAWRRRRRR!” It’s an Undead Night with this Creepy, Cool Walking Dead Zombie Bedding Set, Featuring a King Sized (also available in Queen and Twin) Duvet Cover with Zombie Silhouettes, and…
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Zombie Table Place Mats
LOL, they list these Table Place Mats as “Halloween”… HA! Who are you kidding? These Zombie Place Mats are ALL YEAR ROUND! Great Place Mats that’s Ideal for any Undead Home. Decorate your Table with Lurking Zombies Rising out…
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Zombie Lincoln Bank
Oh Abe… You always have that Scowl upon your Face… Must be because you’re Full of Coins! Creepy Zombie Abraham Lincoln will Eat anything that gets close… So Beware! Made of Resin, this Cool Coin Bank looks like the…
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