Zombie Jerky
This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE GREEN MEAT… but when you try it, you realize that it actually Tastes like Yummy Teriyaki Beef Jerky”. 1. Teriyaki 2. It’s Beef Jerky 3. Delicious! What more could you ask for?
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Zombie Attack Fridge Magnets
Now you can Spell out your Favorite Zombie Sayings: “RAWWWWWRRRRRR!” “BRAINSSSSS!” “BARBARA!!!!!” For these Fun Bloody Letters are a Zombie Attack on your Fridge. Fun Red Letters, Dripping with Blood, Varying in Size between 1/2″ to 1 1/2″, these…
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A Bloody Zombie Smash
It was a Mash, a Bloody Zombie Smash! And this Ground Zero stand alone Book, is appropriately called: Ground Zero: A Bloody Zombie Smash! All Aboard a Freighter, a Terrorist prepares to Unleash an Unimaginable Horror, the Undead Plague….
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Zombie Hands Bordello T-Shirt
Nice Rack… I love how the Green draws your eyes right to it… For this Women’s T-Shirt is a Zombie Shirt unlike any other million Zombie Shirts… This is Zombie Hands cupping the Watermelons in a Hilarious Bordello Pose!…
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Zombie Crime Scene Tape
Zombie Fans are gonna LOVE This! It’s Zombie Crime Scene Tape that actually reads “CAUTION ZOMBIE ZONE”. How Kick Ass is that? Just think, you can apply Crime Scene Tape to your Cubicle, Home, Dorm or Boss’ Office… Hang…
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Don’t Open Baby One Piece Bodysuit
Okay, I literally LOL’d when I saw this… “Don’t Open, Poop Inside”. A Great Spoof from the “Don’t Open, Dead Inside” Walking Dead Episode. It’s a Baby’s Onesie, a One-Piece Bodysuit that comes in Many Awesome Colors: Gray, Pink,…
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Munchkin Zombies Card Game
This Game is all about Braiiiins! It’s the Silliest Munchkin Game yet. The Players are Zombies, Kicking down Doors and Eating Brains. Ha! The “Monsters” they’re Attacking are People, some Helpless and some Hazardous, with a few Rogue Zombies…
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Marvel Zombies Christmas Carol
Everyone Loves a Christmas Carol during the Holidays… And this year, make it a DEADLY one! For this Poor Soul is faced with his Grim Past, his Gruesome Present, and now his Ghoulish Future in this Fun Filled Fright….
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Zombie Brain Coaster Set
SWEET! These are the Coolest Coasters I’ve ever seen… They’re Zombie Coasters featuring BLOODY BRAINS! NICE! Creepy Zombies surround this Eye-Popping Coaster Set (you get 4 Flesh Brain Coasters, made out of Cold Cast Polyresin). Hand Painted and Polished,…
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