Zombie Jerky
This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE GREEN MEAT… but when you try it, you realize that it actually Tastes like Yummy Teriyaki Beef Jerky”. 1. Teriyaki 2. It’s Beef Jerky 3. Delicious! What more could you ask for?
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Zombies Valentines Cards and Tattoos
Lick it, Stick it, Love those Zombies. It’s the Most Bloody Fun you’ll have this Valentine’s Day. Give them to all your Undead Friends. 24 Zombie Valentine’s Cards, with the Greatest Scary Sayings: I Chews You, I only have…
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Zombie Jelly Workshop
Nice… Peanut Butter and Zombie Jelly anyone? HA! It’s a Fun Kid’s Workshop that Includes everything you need to make Jellified Fingers, Ears, Maggots, Hearts, Brains & Eyeballs… Undead Snacks… Breadcrumbs when you’re running from the Zombie Horde. Featuring…
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Zombie Finger Bubble Bottles
Well, there are Worse things you can do with a Severed Zombie Finger… But there’s Probably nothing BETTER, then to Blow Bubbles with it! And with this Pack of Undead Green Plastic Fingers, you can do just that. A…
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Zombie Brooch
Okay, he’s Cute. It’s like a Little Zombie Pal that you can Wear on your Sweater, Coat, Hat, Shirt, Purse, Nose Piercing… It’s a Handmade Undead that’s Green, Hungry, and Missing the Lower Mandible. With 6 Perfectly White Teeth,…
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Walking Dead Walker Enamel Pin
SICK! With The Walking Dead on Sundays, and Halloween coming, it’s the Perfect Time for a Walker Enamel Pin. A Fun Colorful Pin that’s Gnarly, Undead, and HUNGRY! Pin this Walker on your Jacket, Purse, Backpack, Skin… With Dark…
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Zombie Insulated Lunch Bag
Store Dem Brainssss… It’s the Most Perfect Lunch Bag for the Zombie Fan. A Zombie Insulated Lunch Bag that’s Large and Measures: 10.6″L x 4.7″W x 8.2″H. Made of High Density Water-Resistant and Dirt-Proof Fabric, Easy-To-Clean Interior Lining, Perfect…
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Plants vs. Zombies: Wall Decals
Transform your Empty Walls with Premium, Re-Positionable Wall Graphics… Zombie Style! Featuring Wall Decals that are Peel and Stick. Remove them and Re-Use them. Made of Durable and Versatile Self-Adhesive, Easy-to-install Woven Fabric, these Decals are Truly Superior! Amazing…
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Zombie Haiku Poetry For Your Brains
Oh Boy… It’s Zombie Haiku; Good Poetry For Your…Brains, and it’s written by an Undead Poet. Featuring Firsthand Experiences during the Zombie Plague, this Journal of Cute Poetry continues, even after the author is DEAD. So a Zombie Haiku,…
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