Zombie Jerky
This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE GREEN MEAT… but when you try it, you realize that it actually Tastes like Yummy Teriyaki Beef Jerky”. 1. Teriyaki 2. It’s Beef Jerky 3. Delicious! What more could you ask for?
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Zombie Repellent Breath Spray
Let’s Face it. Your Breath is already Bad enough to Wake the Dead… But just in case that happens (and we all know the Zombie Apocalypse will happen), then you better be prepared; Arm yourself with Zombie Repellent Breath…
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Undead Lovers and Fairy Friends
Nice! This is the Second Coloring Book of Undead Lovers and Fairy Friends, Featuring Cupcake Eating Zombies, Sunshine Fairies and more! Get Creative and have some Bloody Fun with this 60+ Page Coloring Book filled with Hand Drawn Whimsical…
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Walking Dead Zombie Charm Bracelet
Clink, Clank, Moan… What’s that? It’s your New Charm Bracelet! Zombie Themed, of course. For this Fantastic Charm Bracelet is a Walking Dead Fan’s Dream… Or Nightmare. Featuring Charms representing the Walking Dead Universe; Crossbow, Rick’s Hat, Zombie Hand,…
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Zombie Cat Running Shoes
“MEOW MEOW MEOW RAWRRRRR!” It’s a Cat, a Zombie Cat, “RUNNNNNNN!” And with these Hilarious Tennis Shoes, you can do just that. Fun Boy’s Zombie Shoes Featuring a White Zombie Cat Crawling out of the Grave… Lightweight, Elastic, Suitable…
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Zombie Face T-Shirt
What a Kick Ass Cool Zombie! This Mountain Zombie Face Adult Sized T-Shirt Features an Over-Sized Relaxed Fit, with Reinforced Double-Stitching on all Seams. After Dyeing they are Washed and Dried, so they Arrive Comfortable, Pre-Shrunk and Ready to…
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Dead Inside Boxer Shorts
Sweet! “Dead Inside… DON’T OPEN!” How Appropriate for Men’s Boxer Shorts when you’re Dealing with the Hungry Zombie Horde. Right out of The Walking Dead come these Loose Fit, 100% Cotton Boxers that GLOW IN THE DARK! With an…
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Michonne Katana Necklace
This is a Fantastic Samurai Sword Necklace, that’s a Great Replica of the Katana Sword used by Michonne in the Hit AMC Show, The Walking Dead. The Charm is 40mm Long, and made out of Pewter. It hangs from…
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Zombie Garden Gnome Crawler
Oh those Rotting Gnomes… Always up to no Good! Crawling through the Garden, Chewing up Bunnies and Bones. RATS! Or in this case… ZOMBIES! Fun Loving Zombie Gnomes that are Gory, Frightening, and have Green Glowing Eyes. YIKES! Perfect…
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