Zombie Jerky

April 10, 2015

This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE GREEN MEAT… but when you try it, you realize that it actually Tastes like Yummy Teriyaki Beef Jerky”. 1. Teriyaki 2. It’s Beef Jerky 3. Delicious! What more could you ask for?

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