Zombie Jerky
This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE GREEN MEAT… but when you try it, you realize that it actually Tastes like Yummy Teriyaki Beef Jerky”. 1. Teriyaki 2. It’s Beef Jerky 3. Delicious! What more could you ask for?
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Snow White Eats Brains Print
LMAO! Wait, is that the Queen’s Brain? The Prince’s? Sneezy? Happy? Doc? Grumpy? Bashful? Dopey? It’s Zombie Snow White eating a BRAIN! Talk about Nightmares and Fairytales… Snow White, dressed in her Elegant Blue Dress, now Splattered with Blood……
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Glow In The Dark Zombie Mushroom Pendant
Okay, everything about this Pendant I Love… The Fact that it’s a Mushroom, Hilarious! The Fact that it Glows In The Dark… INSANE! The Fact that it’s a Zombie with Nasty Teeth, Lots of Blood and One Popped Out…
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One-Eyed Zombie Bottle Opener
HA! This is a Metal Bottle Opener based on the Hit Show and Comics Series “The Walking Dead”! It’s a Zombie’s Gaping Eye Socket that Grips Bottle Caps for Easy Opening. Measuring 3.5″ x 5″, this Zombie Opener Features…
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Zombie Contact Lenses
AWESOME! KILLER! Freaky Zombie Eyes! WOW! Put these Zombie Contact Lenses in your Eyes and Frighten Everyone! One look at these ZOMBIE Blood Splattered Eyeballs and the entire Room will Clear out! Talk about Crazy Cool Stuff. These Contact…
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Afterlife with Archie
If you’ve never looking into the Afterlife with Archie Comic Book Series, you SHOULD! It’s Bloody Good Fun! And this particular book: Escape from Riverdale, is about a Dog “Hot Dog”, who is killed and buried, and Sabrina, the…
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Zombie Warning Sign Necklaces
WARNING! ZOMBIESSSSS! These signs are just what your next zombie party needs. Fun, bright yellow warning signs with images of nuclear waste and zombies, of course. Made out of 2″ – 2 1/4″ plastic signs on 30″ satin black…
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The Walking Dead Vans Shoes
These Van Shoes are AWESOME, Bloody, and UNDEAD. For they’re Custom Converse Vans Shoes, Hand Painted (Protected from Water and Oil) and Inspired by The Walking Dead. Featuring Zombie Hands, a Graveyard, a Psycho with a Chainsaw, and Plenty…
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Zombie Baby Garden Decor
“Whats red, bubbling and scratches at the window?” “A baby in the microwave!” “How do you stop a baby from crawling round in circles?” “Nail it’s other hand to the ground!” “How do you stop a baby from falling…
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