Zombie Jerky
This will give the Zombies exactly what they Crave… JERKS! err… Jerky! :) It says “ZOMBIE”, but it’s Really Green Beef Jerky in a BIO Hazard Bag “Every Little Bit of Natural Instinct Tells you to NOT EAT THE GREEN MEAT… but when you try it, you realize that it actually Tastes like Yummy Teriyaki Beef Jerky”. 1. Teriyaki 2. It’s Beef Jerky 3. Delicious! What more could you ask for?
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Zombie Hand Hair Clip
Beautiful. There’s nothing I’d like better on my Head than a Zombie Hand… Reaching for my Brains (good luck). A Handmade item that’s Fun, Green, and a Zombie Headband! Lightweight, Sturdy, made out of Polyester Felt, Machine Embroidered with…
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It Rose From the Gravy Zombie T-Shirt
#HappyThanksgiving2018 And you can Celebrate Turkey Day with this Beautiful T-Shirt… Gobble Gobble! It’s a Fun Zombie Turkey T-Shirt Featuring an Undead Turkey that Reads: It Rose From The Gravy! HA! Such a Fun and Unique Twist to Thanksgiving….
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Nerf Zombie Strike Inflatable Target
“RAWRRRRRRR!” It’s a Zombie… Better get your Nerf Zombie Strike Gun and Blast away… And Shooting Zombies is Fun with this Inflatable Undead Target. Featuring a Scary Zombie (Like a Scooby Doo Version), that stands 36″ high, and can…
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Zombie Sound Effects
“RAWRRRRRRRRR!” It’s Zombies… They’re Coming… Out of your Speakers! YEAH! If you’re looking for some Incredible and Frightening Zombie Sound Effects, then this Scary Package of 80 Zombie Sounds is Right up your Undead Alley. Featuring: Large Group Zombie…
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Left Behind Comedy Series
This Book is a “Laugh Out Loud” Zombie Comedy Series, featuring Harry, Alfie and Charlie who are Trying to enjoy a Nice Evening of Board Games and Beer when the Zombies come. Or, should I say “Zombie”. HA! Any…
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Walking Dead Table Lamp
LMAO! If this doesn’t remind you of the Leg Lamp in A Christmas Story, I don’t know what will. It’s the Zombie Hand Lamp from The Walking Dead. With a Gory, Bloody Hand Rising up from the Table, this…
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Create Your Own Comic Book Zombie
It’s a Poseable Action Figure, it’s a Customizable Model Kit, AND it’s a ZOMBIE! Expand the Legion of Undead with this Individual Carded Figure. A 4″ Scale Action Figure Blank Body with 12 Points of Articulation, a Mounted Zombie…
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3 Pack Zombie Teeth
Somethin’ Smells Rotten… And I think it’s your Breath! But that’s to be expected when you’re a Zombie, full of Decay, with the Worst set of Teeth a Dentist could see… Because these are Zombie Teeth, 3-Pack, and they…
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