Season’s Eatings Christmas Sweater
Nice… This is a PERFECT Sweater for Christmas… And the Undead! It’s a “Season’s Eatings” Ugly Christmas Sweater that’s Red, Toxic, and Full of Zombies (All Playing in the Snow Tho). Machine Washable, 100% Pre-Shrunk Cotton, Professionally Printed, Comes in Red, Green, and Black, Sizes S-XXXXXXXXXXXXXLG (or close to that). Fun Stuff, Festive Gift, and hey, ZOMBIES!
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Zombie Cheek Decay Makeup
Oh WOW, you’re so CHEEKY! And with this Creepy, Undead Makeup, everyone can be Grinning, Drooling, and Screaming, even with their Mouth’s Closed. For it’s Zombie Decay Cheek Makeup, featuring Gory Teeth, Bloody Gums, jutting out of the Side…
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Zombie Dice
Eat Brains! Don’t get Shotgunned! You are a Zombie! You want Brains! More Brains than any of your Zombie Buddies. HA! Zombie Dice is a Quick (10-20 Minutes) and Easy Game for anyone. The 13 Custom Dice represent Victims….
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Walking Dead Negan Leather Biker Jacket
Now you can Bitch about your Balls everyday with this Negan Replica Leather Jacket. Such an Awesome Cosplay Prop that’s Genuine Leather Cowhide and really looks like Negan took it off to Kick Simon’s Ass… And now it can…
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Zombie Zinfandel Wine Gift Set
“CHUG CHUG CHUG!” NO, that’s not the Sound of a Zombie Drinking your Brains through a Straw, it’s YOU getting Drunk on Christmas because the Zombie Apocalypse is coming. And with this Fun Gift Set, you can do just…
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Zombie Pull Light Chain
PULL THIS!!! HA! This Chain Pull Light Switch, or Ceiling Fan Dangler is a Funny Ass Zombie in a Black Suit… Dripping Blood and a Nasty Tongue of course. It Adds the Perfect Touch to any Zombie Apocalypse Themed…
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Bronze Zombie Belt Buckle
When you put on your Belt, get to Walking… Zombie Style! For it’s a Belt Buckle like you’ve never seen before… Hand Forged out of Bronze, this Buckle features a Cute Zombie, Walking Stiff, and a RIP Tombstone under…
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Morphsuit Zombie Skinsuit
Man these things just Creep me out. They always look Freaking Scary and Nightmarish! And this Full Body Monster Zombie Skinsuit certainly is a Fright indeed. Featuring a Morphsuit made out of 87% Polyester and 13% Lycra, Ideal for…
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Redneck Zombie Jokes
LOL! Just hearing the name of this book makes me laugh… Redneck Zombie Jokes! Really? Okay… Here’s one of em: “What sugary, inexpensive treat do Redneck Zombie children look forward to eating at snack time?” “Jelly-Belly Buttons!” Nice… Perfectly…
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